One Should Always Have At Least 2 Craft Projects Going. That Way, When One Of Them Is Messed Up And Misbehaving,

got exams next week but ive been having silly little thoughts for a while now and i thought you guys are probably starving rn so here it is

imagine a mercenary group made up of hybrids and you, a small lil guy, has been stationed with 2 big burly hybrids for a mission

not sure if i want dog hybrids or cat hybrids or something

snow leopard hybrid and tiger hybrid being protective over tiny black cat darling whos supposed to be their scout. they make up excuses like "youre too small and domesticated to handle such intense missions, just let us pamper you and we'll save the easy ones for you ok?"

or

husky and german shepherd hybrids with a golden retriever darling. theyre all strict and mean business but they are struggling to keep up their professional behaviour when their teammate is literally helping a grandma across the street while theyre waiting for their target to appear

oR

wolf and bear fawning (hah) over deer darling. theyre supposed to be the team's medic and they go crying to you saying theyve scraped a knee or something (when theyve literally taken bullets during missions) just to spend time with you (this ones a little bit too much like my yan!minotaur tho)

idk what do you guys think?

There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).

Want a wife so I can do really slutty things for her like make her coffee in the morning and give her forehead kisses

not to be dramatic but I genuinely cannot picture my life without AO3

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I think it's concerning how much I hate straight omegaverse.... can't y'all understand LIKE OMEGAVERSE WAS MADE FOR THE GAYS LIKE WHY WOULD I WANNA SEE STRAIGHT PPL DOING STRAIGHT THINGS

However that's excused if it's alpha girl x omega boy bc then the dude gets pregnant

I just wanna see women getting women pregnant and men getting men pregnant ❤️

Normalize leaving unhinged comments on ao3 fics you like. I'm tired of being the only one brave enough to write "I am chewing on this fic" in the comment section. Be weird. Authors will love you for it

LOVE when a Whumpee, who was taken captive, gets rescued and they apologize for being kidnapped.

Why was Whumpee sorry? Were the rescuers put in danger trying to rescue them? Did Whumpee feel like a burden, getting kidnapped for their friends to save?

So good.

thsi is literally fucking killing me

I need to sleep