Rye, My Beloved ❤🌾

I've been horribly deprived of moceit content

It's just the classic moceit fic of "janus can't control his body temp so him and patton cuddle" but with a slight twist

Because... Both frogs and snakes are cold blooded

Hope you enjoy

The two layed in a mountain of blankets of varying textures, thickness and colors, in a large bed, their only light being the window next to them. This was never meant to happen, the two where relatively close, occasionally having conversation and comforting each other when they need the other, Janus was just complaining that he couldn't regulate his body temperature, and even though they lived in Florida, it was extremely cold outside, to the point it was snowing, and as if it were nothing Patton just offered to go snuggle under some blankets together, Janus was… flustered to say the least, trying his best to hide the half of his face that was dusted with a light pink, although it was sudden… it wasn't despised. So there they played together under multiple upon multiple blankets 

"God you're lucky!"

Patton sat up, adjusting the blankets to still be firmly around him, he looked at janus quizzically "what do you mean?"Janus turned to him confused with a slightly judgmental look "what do you mean what do I mean? I'm not the one who can't regulate their body temperature, you get to actually enjoy winter!" Patton let out a small laugh "When was that established?" 

Janus sat up as confused as ever "so this whole time, you've-" "yep!" Patton nodded his head, voice and expression as if this was a well known thing. Janus stared at him in disgust, "I haven't tried to hide it kiddo!" Patton chirped, Janus sighed and later back down 

"dammit" Janus slumped back into the covers 

Patton giggled "what is it this time?" Janus his his face under the blankets "now I'm not the center of attention anymore and I have to actually care about you!" Patton hummed in acknowledgment, sliding back into the covers spooning Janus, placing his head under his, lightly kissing Janus' jaw "How's that for attention?" Patton whispered, Janus thought "... It will suffice." Patton smiled "do you need anything? More blankets?" he asked, as they where both under a mound of every blanket the could find in the apartment "I'm fine, How about you!" Janus said dramatically, Patton laughed "I'm fine.", Janus turned to him, their lips inches away from each other, Janus quickly kissed Patton 

"No you're not, you're still freezing."

Hey logan/Janus fans, you wanna see a magic trick?

I call this one "double your therapy sessions"

TA DAAAAA

That really hurt to read

they should sell $20 at target for $5

GIRL HELP I CAN'T STOP SEEING JANUS AS THE "I don't need friends, they disappoint me"

I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND FLUFF

Cmon janus

There's no way in remrom you mistook patton, a pile of nothing but fatherly love for a garbage can, just say you didn't wanna finish the sandwich and asked if anyone wanted it, and patton finished it okay, swallow your pride for 2 seconds

I'm sorry yall are really saying "oh moceit is such a divorced couple" and then expect to have wholesome fluff filled conversations

As someone with divorced parents

Their talking about how Patton just got an air fryer and because Janus is going on vacation so whats the schedule gonna be like for that

I'd like to think that wale the new asides was happening Patton was just in his room having a stroke

He's just sitting there having a (no pun intended) heart attack

He's just having a massive adrenaline rush

Seamoon redesigns? Hcs? Idk

Did I go too overboard on the stars? Nah

(If anyone was curious I hc Moonlight as Hispanic pan and demigirl and sea fairy as white+Hispanic and lesbian)

Might do the others if I get hit with another energy boost

GUYS I JUST GOT A REALLY GOOD IDEA

IMAGINE SOMEONE ON THE SMP SHOWING CHARLIE PONYO

AND HE LOVES IT

"It's like me and Quackity from las nevadas!"

Q: "... The fuck no it's not"

"It definitely doesn't remind me of my non existent centuries underground morphing breaking to the surface! For I am a human with a normal human life!"

"PONYO IS A GOOP BROTHER!"

Ayo au time

What if the legendaries/elementals not only represent the element they control, but a sort of aspect of a person or point in life

Sea fairy representing emotions and desire

Moonlight representing intelligence and sort of greater being

Wind archer representing devotion and security

Fire spirit representing passion and competition

And Millennial tree and Timekeeper representing the positive and negative aspects of time/the passage of time

I've been obsessed with this idea for weeks and i wanna post more legendaries content so bad they're my fucked up little gods of the universe