michael myers (dead by daylight) nsfw alphabet
requested: no
Tw: smut
A= Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
michael wont stick around after sex, your on your own to clean up
B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)
he likes his arms because he knows how strong he is
his favorite body part of yours is your neck because he loves the sounds you make when he chokes you
C= Cum (anything that has to do with cum basically)
he will cum anywhere but prefers to creampie you, he likes the way his cum drips from your overly used hole
D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)
he loves it if you try to fight back but hell never show it
E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)
hes not very experienced but he learns fast
F= Favorite position
missionary, he loves how he can see himself thrusting in and out of you, he also likes that he can choke you and see your facial expressions
G= Goofy (how serious are they)
hes serious, not because hes a dick or anything, he just struggles to laugh if you crack a joke and doesnt see the point in being aything but serious during sex
H= Hair (grooming habits)
he isnt groomed and he doesnt care if thats what you prefer. hes never had the time to focus on that and youll just have to accept it
I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)
hes rough with you, he only really has sex to get himself off but he will subconsiously learn what you like and will eventually get you off too
J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)
he doesnt really jack off, why would he need to now that he has you?
K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)
dacryphyllia (crying), knifeplay, bdsm, choking, manhandling, hair pulling, primal play, voyeurism, cnc
L= Location (where they like to get it on)
anywhere, as long as youre the last survivor
M= Motivation (things that makes them tick)
he gets off on stalking and chasing you, especially if you put up a good fight
N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)
hell try anything once, but you have to suggest it
O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)
he prefers recieving because he knows hes in control. if you ask him really nicely im sure hell eat you out though
P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)
he goes fast and hard, he has really high stamina so i hope youre ready for at least 6 rounds and then some after he gives you a break
Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)
he prefers to take his time with you but wont tyrn down the oppertunity to have a quicky
R= Risk (do they like to try new things)
he will try new things but you have to suggest something first for him to consider it
S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)
hes got really high stamina so he can definently go 6-7 rounds without a break, but if he takes a break its 10-12 rounds
T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)
hes not a fan of toys but if you want them hell let you use them on yourself
U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)
he'll tease you but he wont tease himself or let you tease him
V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)
the most youll hear from him is panting and the occasional groan, hes not loud by any means
W= Wild card (nsfw headcanon of any sort)
he would absolutely take photos of you after youre all fucked out
X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)
11 inches hard, 7 inches soft and hes girthy with afew larger veins un the bottom and sides. his dick also hangs a little bit even when hes fully hard (good luck♡)
Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)
his sex drive isnt super high but if he sees you doing something hell get hard from watching you while youre oblivious
Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)
im not sure he sleeps at all actually but no he doesnt sleep afterwards, he just gets up and leaves to do something else
Uhh erm uh. Can you write the dad from coraline x reader. Im. Normal about him. Can be sfw or nsfw idrc. i need new meds.,
okay so im not sure which version of the dad you meant so ill give you both!! btw i looked it up and his names charles/charlie so theres a fun fact about him that i didnt know
Charlie Jones x GN reader
(sfw)
requested: yes
tw: none
Yes he still works on his music most of the time, but he makes sure to cook dinner for you and cleans up afterwards when you get home because he knows your job can be tiring
(not) suprisingly he loves to cuddle and hold hands with you, makes sure you feel loved and cared for
will absolutely run bubble baths for you if thats something you enjoy
you guys definently have weird bug/plant themed nicknames for each other
will 100% write songs for and about you
he loves you so much like omg
probably one of the healthiest relationships ever tbh
he loves if you garden with him
it makes his heart melt if you take care of his plants while hes busy with music or if hes doing stuff around the house
he gets pretty busy with writing and it makes his back hurt sometimes (his posture is atrocious) so if you offer to rub his back he will melt in your hands
his cooking isnt the greatest but if you can cook well he will cook with you and try to pick up some stuff
when you guys fall asleep at night he will cuddle up to you and then be out like a light
loves it if you wake him up with kisses
when you guys eat breakfast together(if hes the one who cooked) expect some heart shaped pancakes or smiley face eggs and bacon
he loves to give you hugs, it makes him happy and makes him feel safe and loved
he has designated days that he takes breaks on so just know that you will be cuddling until you have to go do something like work or go to the bathroom
sometimes he falls asleep while writing so if you check on him and hes asleep, save his work and put his glasses on his desk and give him a blanket, it makes him really happy if you save his work for him because he knows that he forgets to sometimes
A/N: sorry if this was short or if it wasnt what you wanted, its late at night where i am so i tried my best lol
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strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭
"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack
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Pookie I'm so sorry to dump this but could I request a musical or movie Beej (i have many nicknames for him) comforting a burnt out s/o plz? My next two weeks about to be so busy with theater stuff and I am not ready to 😭 so if you can tie that in that be awsome but if not dw at all i completely get it- forever in your walls ❤️/p
YES OFC!! anything for you pookie🩷 (fanfic rizz) /p
Beetlejuice x gn reader (sfw)
tw: none
honestly doesnt get it but he knows that humans are weird so just let him know if you need help or space and hes on it
will try to help but hes a goober so yeah
tries to cheer you up and get you back to being peppy and cheerful
will help you out as much as he can if hes able to do so
lots of cuddles and such
doesnt know what to do but brings you food if and when you need it
makes sure you drink water
tries to lighten the load of stress so you can relax a bit and get back on track
people who say “I block for spam liking” like damn sorry that you hate joy. Every time someone goes through and likes 3829278 posts on my blog I’m filled with a love and power that you will never know and I pity you
I'm always here pookie dw, plus we mutuals so Tumblr law says we are bonded, if you do want a rq tho I always love more Beebs, maybe him with a chubby partner? OOO! If you want an extra big bad ask maybe multiple boiz? Idk if you do Micheal and Bubba but if you do maybe throw them on that? -forever yours, wall anon/lh /hj
ilysm pookie (platonic) also question,, who or what is beebs??? please tell me im so confused also if you specify in another ask i can try to write it/them- AND OFC I WRITE FOR MICHAEL AND BUBBA THEYRE MY BABYGIRLS 🩷🩷🩷🩷
btw sorry im only doing bubba for this one since its been a hot minute since i got a request and im busy
Bubba x chubby gn reader (sfw)
warnings: none
if youre ever wanting to lose weight and he figures that out he will 100% chase you around an abandoned area bc thats the only way he can really help you out (he wont hurt you, he just likes the thrill of a good chase plus running can help lose weight so win win)
if you like your body the way it is then he does too
he wants to see you happy bc it makes him happy
if hes in a certain mood he will cuddle up to you like a cat and lay his head on your tummy or chest 🩷🩷
when he gets to know you better he gives you hugs and masked kisses
he loves your body just the way it is
if his brothers say anything abt your weight expect an angry tantrum with lots of squealing entirely aimed at them
loves cuddles but its texas so it gets uncomfy fast