Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"
The original post only has US helplines. I’ve added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
UK Helplines:
Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
Drinkline: 0800 9178282
Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614
India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669
Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7
suicide hotlines;
Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430
Australia: 13-11-14
Austria: 01-713-3374
Barbados: 429-9999
Belgium: 106
Botswana: 391-1270
Brazil: 21-233-9191
China: 852-2382-0000
(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)
Costa Rica: 606-253-5439
Croatia: 01-4833-888
Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67
Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908
Denmark: 70-201-201
Egypt: 762-1602
Estonia: 6-558-088
Finland: 040-5032199
France: 01-45-39-4000
Germany: 0800-181-0721
Greece: 1018
Guatemala: 502-234-1239
Holland: 0900-0767
Honduras: 504-237-3623
Hungary: 06-80-820-111
Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90
Israel: 09-8892333
Italy: 06-705-4444
Japan: 3-5286-9090
Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292
Malaysia: 03-756-8144
(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)
Mexico: 525-510-2550
Netherlands: 0900-0767
New Zealand: 4-473-9739
New Guinea: 675-326-0011
Nicaragua: 505-268-6171
Norway: 47-815-33-300
Philippines: 02-896-9191
Poland: 52-70-000
Portugal: 239-72-10-10
Russia: 8-20-222-82-10
Spain: 91-459-00-50
South Africa: 0861-322-322
South Korea: 2-715-8600
Sweden: 031-711-2400
Switzerland: 143
Taiwan: 0800-788-995
Thailand: 02-249-9977
Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800
Ukraine: 0487-327715
Happy new year I'm dumping glitter confetti all over your blog! 🎉🎉🎉🎉✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️
OMG YAY
YPU DID THAT SO FAST IM- RABUDLY EATS IT
I am also coming out to reveal I am wall anon because you seem cool and know we cannot become better friends wiry me always on anon 🧍♂️
Aniwai ilysm pookie that fanfictipn rizz worked on me🤭/p (dms totally aren't like always open if you ever wanna chat hahah jk..unless?/hj)
i knew you were my wall anon bc youre always the first to like my posts when theyre requests <3 (i stalk my own notes religiously) im happy you like my writing and i have to feed wall anon something so i write fast asf lol and ofc i wanna be friends with you, you seem super fun tbh!! my dms are always open so ye!!
billy lenz (black christmas 1974) nsfw alphabet
requested: no
tw: smut
A= Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
he tries to clean you both off but he doesnt do much other than grab a rag and wipe off any cum
B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)
he likes his hands since he knows how useful they are
he likes your ass since it jiggles when you guys fuck
C= Cum (anything that has to do with cum basically)
hes gross and perverted, cums anywhere on you and cums alot, if you edge him long enough it will get in your hair from how hard he cums
D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)
likes to watch you fuck yourself, just know youll get endless phone calls of him teasing you and being a bitch until the next time you fuck
E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)
he knows what to do, he just isnt sure how to do it
F= Favorite position
reverse cowgirl if youre on top
doggystyle if hes on top
(he likes to look at your ass alot)
G= Goofy (how serious are they)
hes kinda goofy when you have sex, he uses alot of pet names too
H= Hair (grooming habits)
he doesnt shave because 'its annoying to keep up with' (he knicked his balls once when he tried to shave and will never do it again)
I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)
hes rough and dirty when you fuck, he'll spit on you as well as choke and degrade you, hell throatfuck you and cum down your throat and on your face, he'll dig his nails into you wherever he can grab
J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)
he jacks off alot, yeah he has you but you cant always be at the sorority house and even if you are there, he likes to call you and tease you
K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)
choking, degrading, s&m, pet names, biting, spitting, dacryphyllia, praise, impact play, teasing, phone sex
L= Location (where they like to get it on)
anywhere as long as youre home alone
M= Motivation (things that makes them tick)
he loves to watch you go about your day, waiting for the perfect time to call you and get you hot and bothered, especially if its inconvienient for you
N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)
he'll try anything
O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)
he likes recieving but he loves giving, he loves the way you taste and the way you squirm when you get close
P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)
hes fast and rough but he only lasts 2-3 rounds
Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)
he loves quickies so much, he'll fuck you so many times throughout the day
R= Risk (do they like to try new things)
he loves the risk of getting caught, especially if you're loud, he'll fuck you in your room and in the attic and on your desk
S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)
he can go for 2-3 rounds back to back and they last about 20 minutes each
T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)
he loves toys, he'll use them on you and he lets you use them on him
U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)
he doesnt like getting teased but he loves teasing you (hes a brat and secretly likes being teased but only a little bit)
V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)
hes loud, he makes noises and uses pet names for you (he still talks in third person though)
W= Wild card (nsfw headcanon of any sort)
he'll let you peg him but you have to convince him to let you do that
X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)
6.5 inches fully hard and kinda skinny but really veiny
Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)
his sex drive is through the roof omg
Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)
he'll half ass aftercare and then fall asleep right after
me too pookie
what fucking type of autism is this
Still in your walls but now asking for a Beetlejuice with a touchstarved s/o? I mean we all know how touch starved he is and all but that's to touches he's initiated, so with a s/o that goes outta there way for those soft touches instead? I think it'll blow his mind..if he has one. Still cam be sfw can be nsfw whatever vibes just- yush
you gotta leave my walls at some point tbh but you can stay as long as you like just dont make too much noise lol but yes i love writing for beetlejuice so ofc, plus i love the people in my walls soooo
Beetlejuice x GN Reader (slightly suggestive)
tw: if you squint it gets a tiny bit suggestive but its not descriptive
hes shocked to say the least
i mean, you? being nice and giving him sweet touches?
hes losing his mind if thats even possible
yeah hes a horny bastard (/pos) but that doesnt mean he doesnt appreciate (love) the softer attention you give him
soft kisses all over his face are the best in his opinion
loves back scratches btw
honestly hes kinda like a cat, he usually loves affection but on a rare occasion he wants a little bit of space but he communicates that so dont take it personally
loves having his hair played with honestly
100% up for cuddles but that might get a little spicy (idk what youd expect from him lol)
he gets turned on easily so do what you want with that information
will always fall asleep on you first when youre watching movies together late at night
since youre so soft with him he tones down his energy a bit
Pookie don't apologize for only doin one, we in midterm season let alone anything else ya got goin on also, Beebs=Beetlejuice ^^ I rly luv himb but also luved the Bubs headcannons you did cause he so bby gorl core - Wall anon but in a rambling mood ❤️/p
okay noted beebs=beetlejuice,, also im glad you liked my bubba fic earlier!!!! ilysm wall anon🩷🩷/p
also here have a meme bc ur my favorite anon
ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?
BECAUSE YOURE 10/10