Ready To Go On Our Walk, Honey? Hurry Up And Put Your Pants On! Any Pair Will Do. Nobody's Going To Notice

I had a dream that the king and the queen of a small country had a daughter. They needed a son, a first-born son, so in secret, without telling anyone of their child’s gender, they travelled to the nearby woods that were rumoured to house a witch.

They made a deal with that witch. They wanted a son, and they got one. A son, one made out of clay and wood, flexible enough to grow but sturdy enough to withstand its destined path, enchanted to look like a human child. The witch asked for only one thing, and that was for their daughter.

They left the girl readily.

The witch raised her as her own, and called her Thyme. The princess grew up unknowing of her heritage, grew up calling the witch Mama, and the witch did her very best to earn that title.

She was taught magic, and how to forage in the woods, how to build sturdy wooden structures and how to make the most delicious stews. The girl had a good life, and the witch was pleased.

The girl grew into a woman, and learned more and more powerful magics, grew stronger from hauling wood and stones and animals to cook, grew smarter as the witch taught her more.

She learned to deal with the people in the villages nearby, learned how to brew remedies and medicines and how to treat illness and injury, and learned how to tell when someone was lying. 

Every time the pair went into town, the people would remark at just how similar Thyme was to her mother. 

(Thyme does not know who and what she is. She does not know that she was born a princess, that she was sold. She only knows that one night after her mother read her a story about princesses and dragons, her mother had asked her if she ever wanted to be a princess.)

((Thyme only knows that she very quickly answered no. She likes being a witch, thank you very much, she likes the power that comes with it and the way that she can look at things and know their true nature.))

The witch starts preparing the ritual early, starts collecting the necessities in the winter so they can be ready by the fall equinox. Her daughter helps, and does not ask what this is for, just knows that it is important.

The witch looks at Thyme, both their hands raised into the air over a complicated array of plants, tended carefully to grow into a circle, and says, sorry.

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Kill witches, get bitches.

NSFW ASKS.

1:When did you lose your virginity? 2: Rough sex or soft sex? 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? 5: Favourite sex position? 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? 7: Have you ever had any one night stands? 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? 12: How often do you have sex? 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? 15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? 16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? 18: Are you into dressing up for sex? 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? 22: Do you/would you use sex toys? 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? 24: Would you have sex with your best friend? 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? 27: Early morning sex or late night sex? 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? 29: Favourite body part on the same sex? 30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: 31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: 32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] 33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: 34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: 35: Worst possible time to get horny: 36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? 37: How much fapping is too much fapping: 38: Best sexual complement you ever got: 39: Favorite foreplay activities: 40: What do you wear to bed? 41: When was the first time you masturbated: 42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? 43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? 44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? 45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? 46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? 47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? 48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not) 49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? 50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? 51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? 52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? 53: Do you watch porn? 54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? 55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? 56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? 57: If you could give yourself head, would you? 58: Booty or Boobs? 59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) 60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? 61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? 62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate? 63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? 64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) 65. What is your bra/penis size? 66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? 67. When was the last time you masturbated? 68. When was the last time you had sex? 69. When was the last time you watched porn? 70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? 71. Guys:Circumsized? 72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? 73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? 74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? 75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? 76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? 77. Which wet dream was your favorite? 78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? 79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? 80. Favorite sexual position? 81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? 82. Are you into any BDSM? 83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? 84. Do you like dirty talk? 85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? 86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? 87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? 88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? 89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? 90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? 91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? 92. Ask whatever you want

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Katie grinned as she looked at the picture she just secretly took of her friend Laura.  She had been waiting all day to climb the stairs behind Laura so she could make her move.  Katie noticed that Laura had been acting oddly distant the past week ever sense she abruptly went home on Monday, and now she knew why.  When they both reached the top of the stairs, Katie walked up to Laura’s locker and grinned as she spoke

“Need a change yet little Laura?”  She said in a sing-song like mocking tune while holding up the picture she just took on her phone.  Laura quickly went from ghostly white to a deep shade of red before responding

“K-Katie!  It’s not like that…”  She said meekly, trying and failing to take Katie’s phone.

“Oh I think it is pants pisser, on Monday you DID pee yourself and get sent home.  And now the school is making you wear training panties!” She said, just a bit louder than her humiliated friend would care for.

“Only until the end of the week!”  Laura protested

“Oh, I don’t think so little Laura.  If you don’t want me to pass this picture along to all our friends right now; you will have a little accident right now!”  Katie whispered with a wolfish grin.  “And then I will take you down to the nurse and let her know!”

Katie began to tremble, fighting back tears she felt welling up behind her eyes, only managing to stammer out meek pleadings for mercy

“It’s your choice pants pisser, either your little crinkle pants can be just our secret…”  Katie said before putting her thumb horrifically close to the “send” button on her phone.  “…or it can be everyone’s!” Katie finished, just to hear the soft hissing coming from between her new toys legs that would serve as all the answer she needed.

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Yay new caption at last!  I ahve used this image as a jumping off point for so many role plays I figured I had to use it for a caption eventually! :3

Beautifully put ^_^

Hey.. I'm a 18 year old boy who always wanted to be a girl. Since I can think i always wanted to be like one of them. But i never really found any courage to tell anyone and maybe even get help with that 😔

I am reminded of a move quote: “The way this works is, you do the thing you’re scared shitless of, and you get the courage after you do it.  Not before you do it.”

That line is immediately followed by: “That’s a dumbass way to work.  It should be the other way around.”

A big problem with us as humans seems to be this notion that courage is something you just have inside you and can call on it at will.  What courage really is is the expectation that everything is going to work your way.  That expectation only comes if you either had everything work your way in the past or by loading yourself up with false confidence.  Since I don’t really approve of false confidence… I’m sorry to say that you’re probably going to have to make your first moves while still being afraid.

There’s good news, though.  You’re on the cusp of moving out into the world on your own.  Whether its off to college, into the military, or getting a decent job and independent living arraignments, soon you won’t have to answer to anyone if you want to wear a skirt around the house.  After that… maybe a walk around the neighborhood or a trip to a grocery store or library.  You can take all the baby steps you want, then as your successes grow, your confidence will grow.  Then, once your confidence as a woman grows, you can start thinking about the bigger steps.

One other thing I’ve learned over my years of working retail, too, is that most people don’t really care about what you’re doing.  Most people in the world are too tied up in their own lives to really come down on you for what you’re doing.  And the ones that do?  Most of them are just taking out their frustrations over something else on someone they think can’t fight back.  That, or they’re trying to distract everyone else around them from something about them that they’re ashamed of.  In either case, none of it is your fault or something you are doing wrong.  Whenever someone has something to say, its really all about them.

So… you do you, but start in little ways before moving to the big leagues.  And while haters gotta hate, try to remember that they’re actually whining about something in their own lives, not your’s.

Good luck and best wishes, sister!