"Quivering" Is My Least-favourite Word In The English Language. Nothing And Nobody Should Be Quivering.

“are you ok?” no but I’m funny

hey bro can i open up ur rib cage and rummage around in there until im up to my elbows in blood and then hold ur heart in my hands? no bro i promise it wont look gay i swear.

please will someone save me. haha im just kidding. please can i be saved

two guys who sleep in each other’s arms at night because they’re both afraid the other will try kill them in their sleep

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

just heard theyre going to kill me repeatedly until i do better. classic!

Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

You’re telling me this plot has a hole? Is it tight?

I’m not angry with you, I was being playful. I stabbed you with my fun knife