I’m Trying To Have A Yaoi Moment With You. Man To Man I’m Trying To Have A Yaoi Moment With You Right

they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

please be nice to me unless youre being mean in a hot way

Hey can we have sex (no penetration, no oral, I just beat you up)

i can be so normal about knights. come closer

can't today. busy.

I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro