Dude, Where’s My Kissy. Where Is My Fuckin Snuggles Bro

puts cocaine in my lipgloss so when he kisses me he thinks im god

“match my freak” how about you match my poetic misery instead

It's hard to get close to me because of my big knife

i saw a very important tiktok recently and knew i immediately needed it as a gif so here it is in case y’all want it as well

i need every human being on earth to love me

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

before you stab someone: THINK!

how can you make it Tender?

how can you make it Homoerotic?

how can you make it Implicitly intimate?

how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?

how can you make it Kind of gay?