Puts Cocaine In My Lipgloss So When He Kisses Me He Thinks Im God

“youre obsessed with yourself” and youre not??? sad. tragic.

bro no i swear im not a masochist i just fucked up my parry timing. i just fucked up my parry timing is all. hit me again im ready this time

[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

Normalize giving me a sword

It should be acceptable to scratch under the chin of a man with stubble not unlike that of how you'd scratch a cat's chin.

"derivative and masturbatory"...? Hell yeah i love maths and jacking it

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

oh, sex? actually, can you just beat me up homoerotically so i can go home and jerk off about it later?

it's gotta be great to be a like casually worshipper of an apocalyptic god of destruction and evil. like every time something awful happens you can just chalk it up as another win for lord blooddeath and smile a little