*covered In Blood* I'm Literally Fine Guys. Im Still Funny. Would You Like To Hear A Joke Im Going To

And is that waify little idiot hiding behind you your boyfriend or are you being haunted by some sort of spectral ghool?

okay i ruined your life but did you not have fun? exactly relax

please be nice to me unless youre being mean in a hot way

are you loud in bed?

you could say that

honestly i have to kinda disagree with that post thats like “being knightcore doesnt mean pro monarchy just swear ur undying loyalty to ur bff or ur crush or smth”

no. thats not what makes it sexy. either grapple with your beloved master’s role as a symbol of the state or choose to ignore it entirely and remain their loyal hound to whatever end, uncaring of the structures of power which you serve. become naught but a blade, the burden of your choices left to settle in the hand that wields you. it’s not about being besties forever it’s about OWNERSHIP and DUBIOUS MORALITY and FRANKLY QUESTIONABLE POWER DIFFERENTIALS

a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie

you guys are always on this website like wow this guy would look so good covered in blood. what about ME. wouldn’t I look good covered in blood. don’t you love me

puts cocaine in my lipgloss so when he kisses me he thinks im god