Karen Goes To The Doctor Not Feeling Well. Karen: Doctor, I’ve Not Been Feeling Well Lately. .

Karen goes to the doctor not feeling well. Karen: Doctor, I’ve not been feeling well lately. .

Doctor: I’ve looked at your lab reports and I’m afraid I have some bad news.

Karen: Don’t give me this lab nonsense. I believe in homeopathic medicine, faith-based approaches and healing crystals. All my life, they have never failed me. Now will you do things my way or do I need to see the manager?!?

Doctor: Sure, we’ll do things your way. No need to raise your temper. Why don’t we try an astrology based approach?

Karen: At last a sensible approach.

Doctor: So, what’s your star sign?

Karen: it’s cancer.

Doctor: Well what a fucking coincidence.

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my biggest problem is that queer characters are either only gay to progress the plot/straight relationship or just put in there tokenly for diversity points but just re-enforces shit stereotypes

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