Professor Membrane Mpreg

I am a trans person so of course I’d be okay with this XD

reblog if you would be fine sharing a restroom with a transgender person

Baised on this

Ko-fi

I’ll try my best :’0

CALLOUT POST @ ALL WRITERS

write

“Are you serious?! Right in front of my salad?! You guys are f###ing gross!”

no cringe culture, we XD like men

Happy Pride, ya’ll

⭐️ cute things to say to your crush ⭐️

- i see dead people.

- do you know mothman? i do.

- i know a thing or two about a few unsolved murders that not even the feds know.

- aliens took me once.

- *unholy screeching*

- you’d be a perfect specimen.

- you make me forget about my time in the forest.

- there’s a ghost in my basement.

- the government’s after me.

- i’ve been in witness protection four separate times.

- d.b. cooper is my dad.

- i’ve got my third eye on you.

- AR-O-GO-GO-RU-ABRAO - Thou spiritual Sun! Satan, Thou Eye, Thou Lust! Cry aloud! Cry aloud! Whirl the Wheel, O my Father, O Satan, O Sun!

My Enter The Florpus Edit I made a while back when it came out, I hope you guys like it

**FLASH WARNING**

nerdy character: *exists*

my stupid ass: