Not Me At My Professional Job.

ARCANE S2E06 | “The Message Hidden Within the Pattern”

People may find this framing rude but it is 100% correct.

Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.

The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).

Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.

I wrote a thing and it's not for everyone but I'm really proud of it.

Leave Me Shameless by SalixKai

Fandoms:Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)  

Explicit

Rape/Non-Con

F/F, Other

Work in Progress

26 Mar 2025

Tags

Rape/Non-Con

Caitlyn/Vi (League of Legends)

Caitlyn & Vi (League of Legends)

Caitlyn (League of Legends)

Vi (League of Legends)

Ambessa Medarda

Original Trans Character(s)

A/B/O

Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics

Alpha/Omega

Alpha Caitlyn (League of Legends)

Alpha Vi (League of Legends)

Omega OC

transmasc oc

Dubious Consent

captive omega

Oral Sex

Rape/Non-con Elements

Kidnapping

Summary

“You’ve never been marked by an Alpha,” She noted, “Why not?” He had always been told his smart mouth would be the end of him. “Between you and me, alphas can be kinda rapey,” he quipped before he could stop himself, and mentally kicked himself as he watched her eyes grow even sterner, drawing herself up straighter and taller. In his peripheral view, the pink one snorted. The blue one tsked and cocked her head slightly, “Such a harmful stereotype,” she murmured. She was beginning to walk around him, eyes raking his body. “And you’re here to defy stereotypes?” Fox needed to shut up. He turned his eyes to the pink one as the blue one moved behind him. Her lips were quirked up in amusement as she watched her partner move around him. Pink lips, a scar. The heart-shaped face was simultaneously sharp and soft, and she watched the blue one with undisguised fondness. Behind him, right next to the shell of his ear, the blue one spoke, “No. I suppose not.” -------- Caitlyn and Vi are having a hard time finding an omega to round out their unconventional relationship, so they resort to questionable methods.

I would be pissing her off on purpose.

i need this butch so bad

I can’t imagine anyone doing this based on my fanfics but I will definitely be writing fanfic fanfic.

reblog if you’re okay with people writing fanfics of your fanfics and/or fanfics inspired by your fanfics

Chapters 1-10 - Too obsessed to stop. Can't eat, can't sleep, must write.

The final Chapter - what is writing? who am I? look, chocolate.

I live for the comments. There's no other notification that fills me with more joy.

I need you to understand that when I say "comments are appreciated!" I mean that I will reply to every one of them. I mean that an email with an ao3 notification has a higher priority than a message from my mother. I mean that I will have entire discussions in the comment section if you're up for it. Message me on tumblr and I will have the same discussions on an even more unhinged level. I will dissect entire personalities and ships and fictional political structures and worldbuilding with you. I will become your new best friend. You already ARE my new best friend. At the last battle, I would raise Anduril and say "For my ao3 readers" while a single tears rolls down my cheek, and dive into the fray. I would upload from beyond the grave if someone asked about the next chapter

As a Canadian living in the US, yes.

It is kind of funny how Canadian patriotism had been on the decline for decades right up until Donald Trump uttered the Manchurian Candidate trigger phrase "51st state" and sent it automatically and reflexively shooting back up.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63663868/chapters/165401341

I've posted the penultimate chapter of my smutty A/B/O CaitVi x Oc trainwreck, in case anyone's interested. I might actually finish a multichapter story - it will be the first time in my life, not for lack of trying.

My new favorite comment? "That really rustles my jimmies"

She knows what she’s doing.

Vi❤️