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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
Not all of The Rules Of The Internet (origin of Rule 34 and, less remembered, Rules 50 (A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it) and 63 (For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.) has aged well, but always remember a few other rules (boiled down to the basic meaning):
Rule 11: No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents. (Never assume any “debate” is done in good faith if you have any reason to believe otherwise)
Rule 13: Anything you say can and will be turned into something else (someone somewhere will maliciously twist your words)
Rule 14: Do not argue with trolls—it means they win. (Don’t Feed The Trolls, block em and go, you don’t owe them shit)
Rule 33: Lurk more—it's never enough. (If you don’t know, don’t speak up. Internet version of “better to be silent and thought a fool, than to open your mouth and confirm it”)
Rule 39: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. (Classic memes never truly go out of style, someone will appreciate it…)
Rule 40: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER (…but you can always go overboard, mix it up every once in a while)
Rule 49: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. (Self explanatory, but in more modern times a reminder to be wary of people asking for things you don’t possibly believe could be a fetish)
Rule 62: It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough. (Keep Circulating The Tapes, and ask any tech savvy friends if they know a guy)
Happy ides of march everybody!
Just my humble little contribution to the ides of march celebration.
Sorry for any grammatical error, English is not my first language.
PSA: Tumblr/Wordpress is preparing to start selling our user data to Midjourney and OpenAI.
you have to MANUALLY opt out of it as well.
to opt out on desktop, click your blog ➡️ blog settings ➡️ scroll til you see visibility options and it’ll be the last option to toggle.
to opt out on mobile, click your blog ➡️ scroll then click visibility ➡️ toggle opt out option.
if you’ve already opted out of showing up in google searches, it’s preselected for you. if you don’t have the option available, update your app or close your browser/refresh a few times. important to note you also have to opt out for each blog you own separately, so if you’d like to prevent AI scraping your blog i’d really recommend taking the time to opt out. (source)
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
A belated list of things Redditors should know about Tumblr
The Ides of March (March 15th) is basically a Tumblr holiday. Get ready for Ceasar references around that time of year.
Folks on Tumblr absolutely love dragging and joking about this guy called Ea-Nasir. He’s a guy from 3,800 years ago who was basically a con man and is the subject of the world’s oldest-known customer service complaint letter.
Always tag your posts for heavy topics that might trigger someone
Don’t use euphemisms for heavy topics when tagging your posts – this makes it hard for people to avoid the topics that trigger them.
You can blacklist topics that trigger or bother you.
You can block people you don’t want to interact with. You don’t need to feel bad about it or have a deep reason for it. You get to curate your experience on here and you don’t owe anybody an explanation.
Go to your settings and change it so that you can see the date a post was blogged. This comes in really useful for when you see news articles.
You can have as many blogs as you want! Some people have a mixed-topic blog that they consider their personal blog and then have themed blogs for their interests while others just have the one blog. Do whatever feels comfortable for you.
People’s souls vanish from the afterlife if their names stop being mentioned by those in the living world. You, an average person who hasn’t accomplished anything exceptional or abhorrent, have been here for 500 years and still haven’t vanished yet.
Mr Fell's reputation is at risk
(continued from this)
Inspector Constable discovers fashion
1. Yes they have to fight, 2. Tell me who’s fighting who in the tags! (I’ll add the most ridiculous combos in a reblog)
reblog if your name isn't Ashley.
2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!
We’ll find you Ashley.
We have the "What's Obamas lastname?" meme. What if, in Fontain they have a "What is Neuvillettes lastname?" meme.
go to baals house for the best trans healthcare in all of teyvat
#girl
ROUND FIVE, SIDE ONE: Stanley (The Stanley Parable) vs Tad Strange (Gravity Falls)
ROUND FOUR, SIDE ONE: Roland (Library of Ruina) vs Tad Strange (Gravity Falls)
Propaganda under the cut!
Roland
Roland is just a guy and is so much fun to watch he has committed several murders and he is FUNNY.
more propaganda here!
Tad Strange
His whole thing is that he’s so normal that it’s just a tad strange. He really likes bread.
Tad Strange is THE basic white man in business attire. Literally, that’s his entire personality (other than speaking in monotone, bread, milk, painting things white, and staring at nondescript rocks).
VOTE TAD STRANGE
ROUND THREE, SIDE ONE: Mark Scout (Severance) vs Tad Strange (Gravity Falls)
Propaganda under the cut!
Mark Scout
Mark literally doesn't even have any hobbies, interests, or backstory. He is literally the most generic guy
Mark is the most a4 blank sheet of paper man ever
more propaganda here!
Tad Strange
His whole thing is that he's so normal that it's just a tad strange. He really likes bread.
Tad Strange is THE basic white man in business attire. Literally, that's his entire personality (other than speaking in monotone, bread, milk, painting things white, and staring at nondescript rocks).
tumblr blackout proposal
tumblr mobile has steadily become near unusable these past few updates. not just from a user experience perspective (which is important enough in itself) but also from an accessibility perspective.
examples include the new way the image viewer works (if you can call it "working"), the tumblr live button replacing the profile button, and that newly created blogs will be forced to have their main dashboard tab be the 'for you' page.
the demands of the protest would be along the lines of:
reverse the recent image viewer update
scrap the new users 'for you' page default setting
let us turn off tumblr live indefinitely
increase efforts against spam / porn bots
make reporting abuse and hate speech as easy as reporting as reporting spam
let us go nuts show nuts again... for real this time
remove flashing ads, including not accepting blaze campaigns for posts with flashing in them
commit to improving usability and accessibility, and listening to users!
(suggestions welcome!)
to protest against these usability issues, and inspired by the recent reddit blackout, i propose a 48 hour blackout (where you don't use tumblr at all). preferably of both mobile and web (since web has problems too) but mobile is the focus here.
[edit: a 'blackout' is when you don't log in, or interact with the site at all, for [x] amount of time.]
I suggest from the 30th of June.
this marks the end of pride month (for the "queerest place on the internet") and the start of disability month (since accessibility is a massive issue here).
tumblr office is in San Francisco, USA, so the times and dates will be calculated using their time zone (PDT).
you can find out the times and dates for your timezone here.
i can't afford to blaze this post so please spread it around as much as possible! protests only work if significant numbers show up!
edit: tumblr rejected the blaze campaigns for this post because they know it would hurt them. let's make this an indefinite blackout - it's the best way to get results.
edit 2: plain text version of this post
ROUND ONE, SIDE ONE: Vincent Freeman (Gattaca) vs Tad Strange (Gravity Falls)
Decided to bake a little something to celebrate.
I've got some good news for you.
I can't explain it but Ides of March feels like a Tumblr festival. Every year we amp it up, meming in anticipation of the main event, where we celebrate the brutal murder of a dictator at the hands his friends and colleagues by posting nonsense for a full 24 hours. I wonder if @staff will turn it into merch.
I just realized I wrote "day" instead of "die" in the last meme and feel like an idiot.
Just my humble little contribution to the ides of march celebration.
Sorry for any grammatical error, English is not my first language.
Just my humble little contribution to the ides of march celebration.
Sorry for any grammatical error, English is not my first language.
I love your comics! Everytime I read them, I discover a new detail. For Example, I just realized that the Picture in the background, in the Michael and Eric comic, says "Fuck off Elias". You are literaly my favourite Artist.
I'm soo happy you noticed! It was a gift from Gerry when Eric started to learn braille.
reflections on the mechs rabbit hole
more ‘Rose Walker is a PhD student under professor Robert Gadling, and yes they sometimes talk about his very good ‘friend’ and her uncle, what about it’ and more ‘Matthew sometimes meets up with this very nice immortal who bakes very good bread, yes he sometimes mentions his boss and yes the immortal sometimes mentions his very good ‘friend’, what about it’ and more ‘Matthew and Rose sometimes meet up to gossip about Dream, yes sometimes she mentions her nice literature professor and yes he sometimes mentions this random nice immortal, what about it’ and more ‘Rose Walker has a new friend named Johanna Constantine, and yes sometimes she mentions her weird uncle and Johanna sometimes mentions this weird guy who gives her stupid jobs, but she also sometimes talks about her literature professor and Johanna tells her about this new case she took about this guy who might have a painting up in his attic, but is probably nothing, hey does she maybe wanna tag along?’
so thats how on what’s supposed to be a nice Saturday morning Rose is standing with her new friend in the living room of her literature professor, with said literature professor in his boxers, while her gossip raven buddy flies in through the open window asking for more fresh bread *insert spiderman pointing meme*
(right until Dream comes out of Hobs bedroom stark naked asking what’s taking him so long)
TMA Time Travel AU Masterlist
The time travel AU takes place after MAG 200. Future!Jon finds himself back in the 2015 timeline without his Martin.
(Note that F stands for Future and P stands for Past to differentiate characters of different timelines)
Links to all the comics in chronological order:
F!Jon's arrival into the timeline. part 1 | part 2 | part 3
F!Jon waiting for his Martin to arrive. link
F!Jon annoying P!Jon into undergoing character development. link
Peter Lukas visiting F!Jon. link
F!Jon getting hungry and feeding on someone in front of Sasha. link
F!Martin's arrival into the timeline. part 1 |
Extra stuff:
P!Jon reacting to F!Jon saying that he wants to kill Elias. link
F!Martin on his way to the timeline. link
F!Jon hearing the P!archival staff get along with one another. link
Tim asking to see F!Jon's fangs. link
P!Martin daydreaming about F!Jon's fangs. link
F!Jon getting decked. link
F!Jon wondering what his fangs are for. link
Tim walking in on F!Jon attempting to eat a cassette tape. link
@harrison-the-dilf-friend here you go dinner interrupted it but: they won't be telling the story of tonight steuben's pantless flaming shots parties. i took this and ran with it. might make it into a crackfic later.
