Not all of The Rules Of The Internet (origin of Rule 34 and, less remembered, Rules 50 (A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it) and 63 (For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.) has aged well, but always remember a few other rules (boiled down to the basic meaning):
Rule 11: No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents. (Never assume any “debate” is done in good faith if you have any reason to believe otherwise)
Rule 13: Anything you say can and will be turned into something else (someone somewhere will maliciously twist your words)
Rule 14: Do not argue with trolls—it means they win. (Don’t Feed The Trolls, block em and go, you don’t owe them shit)
Rule 33: Lurk more—it's never enough. (If you don’t know, don’t speak up. Internet version of “better to be silent and thought a fool, than to open your mouth and confirm it”)
Rule 39: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. (Classic memes never truly go out of style, someone will appreciate it…)
Rule 40: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER (…but you can always go overboard, mix it up every once in a while)
Rule 49: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. (Self explanatory, but in more modern times a reminder to be wary of people asking for things you don’t possibly believe could be a fetish)
Rule 62: It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough. (Keep Circulating The Tapes, and ask any tech savvy friends if they know a guy)
For anyone who's confused:
I regret to inform you all that as of this commission I have officially "Made It."
Merry Christmas, Murrlogic
@harrison-the-dilf-friend here you go dinner interrupted it but: they won't be telling the story of tonight steuben's pantless flaming shots parties. i took this and ran with it. might make it into a crackfic later.
I've got some good news for you.
I can't explain it but Ides of March feels like a Tumblr festival. Every year we amp it up, meming in anticipation of the main event, where we celebrate the brutal murder of a dictator at the hands his friends and colleagues by posting nonsense for a full 24 hours. I wonder if @staff will turn it into merch.
It can be difficult to find certain Hetalia episodes, so I’ve compiled every Hetalia episode (sub and dub) into a Google Drive, alongside navigation docs for easy searching. Every episode is on here, including the movie and OVAs for both sub and dub. Happy watching :)
VOTE TAD STRANGE
Propaganda under the cut!
Mark Scout
Mark literally doesn't even have any hobbies, interests, or backstory. He is literally the most generic guy
Mark is the most a4 blank sheet of paper man ever
more propaganda here!
Tad Strange
His whole thing is that he's so normal that it's just a tad strange. He really likes bread.
Tad Strange is THE basic white man in business attire. Literally, that's his entire personality (other than speaking in monotone, bread, milk, painting things white, and staring at nondescript rocks).
Mr Fell's reputation is at risk
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Just my humble little contribution to the ides of march celebration.
Sorry for any grammatical error, English is not my first language.
Just found the german (my first language) translation of Hamilton on Spotify. My first impression was that it's well translated but the choice of words are odd.
Then I got to "Die Schuyler Schwestern" (Schuyler Sisters) and ran into this line:
Literal translation: "You're a babe, I would drink your bathwater."
This line is a replacement for the line "I'm a trust fund, Baby, you can trust me"
Now I can see why it was so unsuccessful.
To celebrate pride month I've decided to make a part 2 of the killing transphobes post since it was given a community warning. (🚗🔨⚒️💥)
LIMITED TIME OFFER:
For every note this gets I will kill one (1) acephobe AND one (1) arophobe with my bare hands.