Although, Let’s Be Honest, All Of Us Use Ao3

mutuals, non-mutuals, ops of years old posts, you can all catch these paws

Twitter rebranding itself as X has been the funniest thing to ever happen to the trash site.

Best Man-Tits of One Piece - Round 3!

Submitters' motivations under the cut.

Motivations for submitting Brook:

sexyman don’t need skin to be sexyman

Please it would be hilarious if he won

big tit energy. if he had any yohohoho

Motivations for submitting Yamato:

he’s always got your back and will help you out in any pinch. what’s better than that? tiddies you day? oh he’s got those too.

Unfortunately I’m very ace so I don’t have a lot to say about tits except that they are certainly there.

Yeah he’s trans so we don’t have a full tit pick gif the contest and they aren’t biological man tits but still

They’re massive

It is so based for Yamato to keep and be completely unashamed of his huge tits even after coming out as a man.

Finally some good fucking romance representation

We have reached a point where the HEIGHT of romance is NO LONGER sacrificing yourself and your partner through unescessary pain and grief, hell and back. INSTEAD, it is the pain of Waking and caring for small children and getting them into SCHOOL clothes and COOKING breakfast as the sun shines over your sleepy eyes and your PARTNER waddling into the kitchen in your t-shirt and unwashed yesterday's boxers. THEY makes coffee and you serve them waffles AND toast. ROMANCE IS NOW MIDDLE AGED PEOPLE IN LOVE cuddling on a blanketed picnic bench in the backyard with too many sunflowers and too many bees but the NOISE HELPS YOUR PARTNER GO TO SLEEP AT NIGHT. SAY GOODBYE TO GRIEF AND SORROW SAY HELLO AND WELCOME QUIET WEDDINGS AND THERAPY AND CONTENTMENT. WE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY MANAGED TO ROMANTICIZE COMFORT AND REST. WE DID IT FOLKS.

me scrolling through hundreds of doctor who and teen wolf gifsets on the dash

No, it's not cringy it's fucking genius.

Tumblr staff understands its fucking userbase in a way Elon Musk will never understand Twitter.

Beating a dead horse into the ground is a supernatural reference.

Oh my god.

It's so fucking good.

This is just good.

This is speaking the language fluently.

Twitter is not fucking prepared.

I love and hate you all.

Be happy and DIE.