Samediankh - Lazy Bear

Long. Heartless. Jolting.

Am I.. a horny snake? Or an aggressive hagfish?

No. Most likely I'm a literal Heartless from Kingdom Hearts 😔🤌

Congratulations, youre body has taken on a new form! Spin this wheel three times. These words describe your new body

Бабочки Боярышницы на медоносе Синяк. Butterflies Hawthorn on the honey plant Sinyak.

I guess people just see Leia hogging all the braincells between them and instantly put Luke as Ken. There's no other explanation.

Can you imagine the heat?? Badass af

calling tumblr 'tumblr dot com' is the equivalent of a parent calling their child by their full name when theyre angry

TODAY IS THE DAY

I was today years old when I learned that when you type "otp: true" in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

I’m sorry but Bruce Wayne and Harleen quinzel being in the same med school and they’re friends but no one (not even themselves) are sure how they get along

Not to sound like a 90s shallow prep, but how you dress can affect your self esteem, and putting energy into wearing things you actively like and projecting an ideal of yourself through fashion instead of seeing clothes as things you have to put on out of obligation helps.

It also can give you a sense of control over your appearance that you otherwise wouldn’t have lmao

No, it's not cringy it's fucking genius.

Tumblr staff understands its fucking userbase in a way Elon Musk will never understand Twitter.

Beating a dead horse into the ground is a supernatural reference.

Oh my god.

It's so fucking good.

This is just good.

This is speaking the language fluently.

Twitter is not fucking prepared.

I love and hate you all.

Be happy and DIE.