And Another Post Of Them!

I’ve been watching a play through of Rain Code and i’m only on chapter 4 so no spoilers!

I think it would be monumentally funny if Shingami was coded out so we can see how weird Yuma looks talking to her

Like he looks at her like other ppl can see her

Dink!!!

surprisingly i’m the youngest

Tell me who your favorite batfam member is and whether you're an eldest, middle, youngest, or only child.

Trapped in a book this and sentient marble shenanigans that

Give me sentient 'cursed' sword Danny. Give me a tragedy broken Danny who had to choose whether to allow the observants to use him or trap him or end him and Clockwork give him another option. To hide and grieve and rest.

The Cursed Sword left in the League vaults that slides uselessly through any innocent and if you push? If you keep trying to raise it's blade against an undeserving opponent? Will bite back on it's wielder with frost and reflected fear

Gifted or found, give me Damian carefully cleaning a neglected old blade. Give me Danny waking once more to the gentle grind of a whetstone, a sliver of electric green shining in the space that shouldn't be. A magic blade that has never resonated with anyone that sings in Robin's hand, freezing over those with cruelty in their hearts

(Dealer's choice what reverts Danny back to his humanoid form. True love's kiss? Legitimately wanting to be a person again? A tricky situation where the Bats are stuck and he's left lying useless on the floor, unable to save anyone, this time of his own volition?)

(Bonus for if the first time he's wielded against the Joker Danny just. Mimick style eats him. Blade splits down the center, cavernous maw, swallows whole. Nobody realized that could happen.)

Bruce unintentionally dissing the league while praising his kids is so funny to me

Bruce: we need an expert marksman for this job

Oliver: *getting ready to stand up to fully accept Bruce’s praise*

Bruce: Redhood will be here shortly. We also need someone quick on their feet. Luckily Cass is working on a case nearby so we can ask her

I think there would be a major disconnect between the bats and the rest of the JL/super powered folk due to injuries and pain.

Let me explain.

I saw this post and it made me think of the healing factor/invulnerability of most of the JL. Clark is practically impervious, Diana’s worst injury is a paper cut at her day job, and the Green Lanterns have a passive force field, so on and so forth. But Batman bleeds. The only one who’s got any sort of healing factor is Jason, but it’s nothing compared to the flashes.

I can imagine Batman nursing some sort of injury like a broken rib from a punch he took from some super villain of the week, whereas Diana, who took the same punch, just shook it off. Batman isn’t jealous. He’s not bitter or angry. He just notices it. He knows he’s not as unmovable as them. But no one else sees that.

But I think it would really become an issue with his kids. Seeing all of his kids participate in a superhero team at some point, most of which start those teams or lead them at some point, because he trained them harder than anyone else. Because they’re not invulnerable.

And the turning point would be if one of those kids gets hurt. Like if Dick broke a bone or something and needed to have it reset in the field, Batman telling him “Scream if you need to” and it actually happening would really make the supers around them take notice. The bats aren’t invulnerable. But they’re the most dangerous of the JL.

Idk I just thought it would be interesting. I might write something with the concept because I could go on about it.

I like to think it's still Jason who died in the snyderverse. Dick still moved to Blüdhaven where Tim finds him and does his whole 'Batman needs a Robin'-speech after the events of Batman vs Superman. Then, in the aftermath when they head to Gotham to confront Bruce about it, Red Hood shows up and it seems Bruce is too busy with trying to build up the Justice League and guilt-tripping himself about Superman to notice. But Dick and Tim do. So they go to confront Red Hood alone only to find out it's actually Jason.

Somehow they manage to convince Jason to stop his crusade and come with them to Blüd, but that obviously means they can't go and talk to Bruce. That would be a disaster at the moment. No, Jason needs more time before they can even think about that. So it seems like Dick and Jason will just have to train Tim themselves, after all.

Damian shows up a few weeks later, absolutely livid that Jason didn't think to take him with him when he left (I love the idea of them meeting in the league and forming a brotherly bond). Jason explains who Dami is and now talking to Bruce is suddenly very necessary again.

Before they can, however, the events of Justice League happen and now they've got their hands full fighting off parademons in Gotham and Blüd. Though once the fight is over they head to the lake house immediately where Alfred breaks down crying upon seeing them, embracing all of them (including Tim and Damian because he's just as bad as Bruce when it comes to kids; they're his now).

Fast forward a couple of months and Batman has missed several League meetings in a row and no one can seem to reach him so the JL makes the executive decision to go and investigate.

When they enter the batcave they're greeted by the Spice Girls playing loudly over the speaker system, Dick and Jason are sparring in the corner (wearing Wonder Woman and Superman merch respectively) while Tim and Bruce are sitting at the batcomputer doing who knows what and Damian is sitting in the floor, happily playing with his new puppy.

Damian is the first to notice the intruders. All hell breaks loose and Bruce has to keep his son from trying to murder his allies (including his future stepdad).

That's how the Justice League meets the Batfam in the Snyderverse. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

red hood being Big Scary™ to everyone except when he's around Nightwing is so funny to me. you catch him on an average day and he's just this big intimidating wall of muscle and kevlar, but you get him around his big brother and he goes full annoying little brother. defaulting to dick, making fun of him, hanging off his brothers arms and shoulders despite being a head taller. and dick is just like yeah!! this is my baby brother!!

I did it!!

dick grayson canonically works the weirdest fucking jobs.

he’s like a teenager who’s pretty desperate to start working and will take *anything* that’s available, just cus. except he’s 28 (?) and definitely doesn’t need to work

as robin he ran a SUMMER CAMP just cus it’s cute. dick just likes to get involved with random ass friend groups of coworkers. he’s like “i guess i’m gonna die someday, i guess i should just give it a shot!”

he’s a list of canonical, and headcannon jobs dick grayson has worked 🩵

Camp Instructer

vigilante (duh)

lifeguard

radio jocky

museum curator

travel guide

gymnastics instructor

gardener

mail man (but like… a hot one)

hair dresser

life coach

fitness instructor

professor

acrobat

managing an antique shop

painting miniature glass birds

working in a retirement home

cop

stripper cop

GLOBE OF DEATH rider (look it up)

retail

i headcannon that most of these jobs he didn’t even get HIRED he just showed up and started helping out and it just turned into a thing. like he just did a couple volunteer things at a local retirement home in blüdhaven, and people just assumed he worked there and gave him a schedule etc, and he just is happy to help.

or if he’s undercover for an extended period of time, and he just decides it would be cool and help his cover if he started doing ‘insert job’. and he just kept doing it past the missions requirements.

just cus he’s part of the team now! and he already told maggie he’d cover her shift at Dons Deli Emporium- even though they never officially hired him. 🤷

Time for more hedgehog facts! So the post I just relogged got me thinking. I know there’s always discussions about what is going on with Sonic having less fur or no fur on his belly and arms. 

Hedgehogs having less fur on their bellies and arms is actually pretty normal, at least for African pygmy and other species of hedgehogs. The muzzle area around their noses also have little to no fur.  But Sonic could also possibly be a Hedgehog known as the Madras hedgehog or commonly known as the bare bellied hedgehog. 

They live in India and instead of hibernating in winter they sleep through periods of extreme heat instead. Not too much is known about them as they are pretty rare and hard to find with their numbers decreasing due to loss of habitat, road kill, and hunting. Madras hedgehogs mostly live in grassy plains, hillocks, pastures or sand dunes and like other hedgehogs are pretty solitary never staying in one place for long. They travel around a lot and don’t build nests as much as other species of hedgehogs instead living in abandoned burrows and homes of other animals. Which I find funny since that’s basically what Sonic does, he just travels around and occasionally crashes at Tails’ place. Anyway, that’s my ramble and theory about possible genetics for Sonic haha