alternatively,
He is such a little bitch i love him
Can I do soggy puppy eyes at you for Simm Master
i honestly don't know what i was trying to achieve here. well whatever. come get your dog
you’re just some twerp little faggot pretending to know things abt the real world
i’m obsessed with the way this is worded, reblog if you’re just a twerp little faggot
These TikTok anti aging bitches would love her
For the prompts:) Martin vs spicy food / jon vs spicy food
Martin used to dumpster dive for expired food behind a Thai restaurant. This guy will chug a bottle of motor oil and think it's soda
I know the obvious answer to "Why does Poet's hair keep changing texture?" is "Because Bubble doesn't pay close attention to character design consistency and each artist gets to draw whatever fits their personal vibe" but I choose to believe his hair gets more limp and greasy the longer he goes without showering. Here is the evidence to support my 100% true and accurate theory:
Butterfly Catcher: Canonical, on-page evidence that this guy showers. Grease levels: Negligible.
Loci method: The basement freaks are probably forced to shower every once in a while. Grease levels: Moderate.
Igor Grom: This guy lives in a dumpster and probably does not remember what showering is. Grease levels: Critical.
Poet: Hair is flat but incredibly curly and shiny. Only logical conclusion: Greek motif levels have reached such a high saturation that this man is absolutely drenched in olive oil. Grease levels: Saute on medium heat.
Brother in Darkness: He spent months setting all this up and choosing the most fabulous fit in order to make an impression on Sergey. I'm assuming his glow-up involved the occasional shower. Grease levels: Low.
Machaon: Nasty little freak levels approaching historic highs. Does nothing but drink and stalk his ex. Grease levels: Severe.
Ragnar: Clearly planned this as a date. Dressed and bathed accordingly. Grease levels: Recently degreased.
Home: Adam won't hang out with him if he smells too bad. Grease levels: Low.
Doctor :3
13, my beloved. I can not express enough how much i love the art style! Also the black nails and the rose design are making me go crazy ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
13!master has not gotten out of my head since you posted that spy swap art shes so interesting to me!! If you take requests I’d love to see more of her
hmmm
For everyones knowlege i read pider realy close to the russian equivalent of the f slur and it made it so much weirder(and funnier)
a great change and a great way to execute the idea