Played Sims 4 For The First Time And One Of The Married Cis Men Had A Desire To Try For Baby With His

and i love you because you loved him :(

Every friend group has the bloodthirsty shape-shifting entity that can perfectly imitate the human voice

Some silhouette ideas for the Anarchists in Renegades.

the funniest part of my appendix removal experience was being wheeled down to the operating room and as we were going my nerves were everywhere so i half-jokingly asked the nurse taking me if she still had her appendix bc i felt not normal for getting mine out on top of having the jitters about being cut open so i was trying to fill the silence and she just.. looked mildly offended while being like “uhhhh. yeah. of course i do” like…. my bad i guess

There's a couple at the airport and the guy is just raw dogging it. She's got a backpack but the only thing he has is one of those tiny neck pillows

On this day one year ago, I was fired from Crumbl Cookies because my grandfather suddenly died and I cried when I found out and was on the clock. They make you sign a waiver to not talk about the recipes that lasts one year after your termination. Well guess what babes. That day, is today. RIP Nanu, you’ve been missed. But for anyone who likes the Chocolate Chip Cookies or the Iced Sugar Cookies, check out the recipes in the links. Feel free to ask about other recipes, it’s been a year but some things are just reskinned versions of these lol. Good Luck and Happy Baking.

the fact that im not feeding a vampire’s primal bloodlust right now is really unsexy of me

Oh my god I hate theme parks, I'm waiting in line for a ride and there's a family behind me that refuses to be further than 2 inches from me.

The mom literally ran into me, I didn't move at all, then she ran into me again. Wtf do you want me to do lady? I'm in the same line you are, I obviously can't go anywhere

Are these facts true?

Yes, only the names, events, times, locations, specifics and meanings have been changed to protect the innocent, guilty, and unrelated.

I finally finished all the pictures for my friend! If you look close enough, each picture is made up of little words.