Sassycostumegirl

Do you ever wanna pull a grown man around by his scruff? Like hello? There is a reason I'm walking where I'm walking, get back in line

This might say a little too much about me but I'm not gonna dwell on it

Whole-heartedly BEGGING writers to unlearn everything schools taught you about how long a paragraph is. If theres a new subject, INCLUDING ACTIONS, theres a new paragraph. A paragraph can be a single word too btw stop making things unreadable

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

ok so I'm doing laundry (cause that's part of my job) in public hotel laundry (gross, but again, part of my job) and it is absolutely hilarious to watch traveling high school football players stare desperately at the washing machine as if, if they stare hard enough, it will whisper the secrets of how to do this mundane household task

this one’s for all the fat girls who’ve cried in dressing rooms 💗

There's a couple at the airport and the guy is just raw dogging it. She's got a backpack but the only thing he has is one of those tiny neck pillows

"I'm what the murderers look like" says the clown that frequently asks Uber drivers to take him to sketchy train yards

always check yourself for unnecessary negativity and bitterness

anybody know where I can find this would very much like to see

can’t believe a mural featuring Minecraft YouTube Technoblade has made the national news for pissing off Conservatives. hope the artist is having an absolutely wonderful day holy shit