Whenever Technoblade Wasn't An Anarchist War Hero He Was The Bugs Bunny Of The Dream Smp. He Hid On A

just came up with a really good 4 word cooking horror story but idk if you guys are ready for it

tangled gave us so much, but mostly it gave us the beautiful and intense love of a horse and the man he is chasing in order to imprison

god hates me specifically he's making me pack up my entire apartment while I'm on my period

Son of a Tony

Thor: sorry I haven’t been making an appearance. I lost my brother last night.

Peter: you lost your brother?

Peter: did you find him?

Thor: son of tony no….

Peter: oh

Peter, realizing: OH-OH MY GO-I’m so sorry

After many hours of worry and concentration, I'm proud to present my latest creation

The other day on shift, I was walking down the hallway when a confused old man started yelling. This is fairly common in the hospital, so I ducked into his room and was like "hey dude what's up" and he's like "so sorry to yell but do you know where I am and what year it is" so I reoriented him to a bunch of stuff and explained why so many people were walking past his door, and he seemed much calmer and more oriented by the time we were done talking. And he says "and what's your name?" So I tell him "Sarah" and he stares at me so I repeat "Sarah" and he stares at me so I spell "S-A-R-A-H" and he stares at me so I show him my name badge and he stares at me and then he says "now forgive me for being so blunt. But I was under the impression that Sarah is a girls name. Is that no longer correct?"

Anyway y'all ever be so fucking gnc that you inadvertently gaslight a confused old man into thinking there's yet another part of the world he no longer understands?

im suddenly reminded of preteens testing their new boundaries by swearing as much as they can as offensively as they can when they’re out of earshot of any authority figures so just as a primer to people new to the hellsite:

don’t say shit like k1ll or unalive or you will be made fun of

you’re allowed to say shit like im going to rip elon musk apart with my bare hands like a rampaging chimpanzee. nobody cares

wishing death upon random tumblr users is still unacceptable. we are all just some guy. don’t be fucking rude.

you leave neil gaiman alone. he’s nice.

you FUCKING leave lynda carter alone. she’s nice.

Putting an opera singer, a beyoncé wanna-be, and a musical theater kid in the same singing group and expecting them to sound good is not a good idea

just a pro tip

AND so concludes another bout of shenanigans for villain mic and his cat boyfriend archenemy.

Apologies for the length on this one, just know that if you get this on your dashboard more than once you have the legal right to come snap my neck. ❤️❤️❤️