satanismygf
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Someone in that poll said not to watch naruto bc it's queerbait and I hate to tell you this but naruto wasn't trying to queerbait you it's actually the number 1 example of "text is so misogynistic it becomes gay"
Short list of KakuHida headcanons
Hidan has gotten pretty good at card games over the years with Kakuzu. It became a routine thing after Kakuzu realized it was a more quiet and easy way to appease Hidans crave for attention without having to actually chat that much. All he has to do is explain the game or talk a little shit here and there. Plus he can make a few bucks every once in a while. I think Kakuzu would know Euchre and Hidan plays even though he just cannot grasp it.
Kakuzu has been trying to sneak vitamins into Hidans life to make up for the guys fucked up diet and save money on meat. Hidan loves meat and carbs which can get expensive and yea Hidans anemic and cant help that he wants bbq sooooo bad but ya know what else is high in iron. Iron pills that are like 200 for $1.
Hidan pretends not to notice that Kakuzu uses his shampoo/soap/skin care etc. He appreciates that it helps him clean up good. And hes a little giddy that Kakuzu smells like him.
They are very touchy, majority of their communication is physical. A little nudge here or there, they push and pull each-other in the right direction or toward something rather than verbal correction. They also poke at each other really hard like its an unspoken game. Prod between the ribs, on the neck, temple whatever and the first one to snaps a big baby.
They both have bad vision. Hidans visully impaired and thats why he struggles to read, or hit targets, or notice things sometimes. Kakuzu uses bifocals when doing paper work or relaxed things in private. He doesnt mind that Hidan cant see and takes it as an opportunity to pull pranks on him since he can’t kill him.
Kakuzu has taken the time to learn as much as he can about Jashinism for the sake of trying to kill Hidan and honestly hes at a loss. This shit is all about interpretation and hes gotten a bit worried for himself just dabbling with the books. Bad vibes.
I also think they are both superstitious in different ways but totally say nothing about .
They looooveee talking mad shit about the others. In agreement Kisames a fun guy but really odd, They both KNOW Itachis dying and not loyal but they dont really care. they took bets on who was going to kill them self first on team sasodei and Hidan actually won that one to both their surprise.
Fem!Zolu
I just think their neat yk?
crushin
healthy yuri vs toxic yuri rap battle
