Au Where Everything Is The Same Except The Baratie Is A Mcdonalds

there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog

On a beautiful stranger and the love at first sight

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

forehead katsuki 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

Bonus: Catsuki

"i'm tired of seeing-" use your filters.

"but there was an icky ship-!" use your filters.

"i don't like that tag-" use your filters.

don't like what you're seeing? use. your. filters.

Do you ever just stare at water and think; "holy that looks so fantabulous I could drink like 100 gallons of that"? Like, genuinely, my mouth was fucking WATERING(pun intended), just from looking at a bottle of water.

--- btw why isn't there a tag specifically for water? Or if there is, why am I so blind to the point I can't find it?

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

River + The Doctor + text posts pt. 23/?

Scars