And The Older Women In Question Are Euphemia Potter And Dorcas Meadows.

The link is in my comment box! It's not everyone's cup of tea but I just felt the need to share this for some unknown reason lmao

It's currently 3 am here, I'm sitting on my bed, currently questioning my existence, wondering what on earth did that author sprinkled on their fanfiction to turn it into such masterpiece. I don't think I can ever recover from what I've just finished reading a moment ago. Holy shit, some Ao3 writers are just batshit insane. What the fuck do they eat in order to come up with a storyline like this??!!

That fic was just mind blowing, and now it's haunting me ugh. And the worst part is it's not even canon compliant but I don't give a fuck. I'll never be the same about gothic appetite and I will never look at Edgar Allen Poe's "Annabelle Lee" poem the same way ever again.

And yeah, I love Regulus Arcturus Black. Sorry if I ever badmouthed u bae 🙏🙏

I WANNA SCREAM IN PAIN AGONY AND DESPAIR NOW THAT IT'S ENDED WHY WHY WHY SHKFJKSHKSJSSHJJ-

they are probably the most happiest AND healthiest couple out that whole fucked up time loop imao nobody ever does it like regina and aleksander

i know this is going to resonate with absolutely no one on here but. aleksander & regina tiedemann? THE dark couple and THE straight side tv couple of all time. from the second they meet I mean. this clearly unwell greasy dude just materializes out of the woods while she’s getting bullied. he is like 16. he is very clearly bleeding. he PULLS OUT A GUN to scare off her bullies. why? he might be a criminal but he’s also just Nice, I guess, as well as a walking advertisement for wattpad. good for him. then just as you think they’re gonna have him say something obnoxiously cool he just stares at her awkwardly and then proceeds to collapse in a pool of his own blood. and timid little Regina god bless instead of rightfully freaking the fuck out and turning tail just takes one look at this motherfucker’s stupid big blue bambi eyes and chill lovey-dovey disposition (whether that’s directly related to the blood loss is still unclear at this point) and is like “don’t worry<3 i have bandages<3 and my mom’s not home<333”. and then they proceed to unequivocally love each other and powercouple through the Horrors for the next 33 years while also lying to everyone around them. and are somehow STILL the healthiest most wholesome couple in this whole nightmare of a town. definition of matching each other’s freak. A++ straight people rep

Jegulus is literally what would've happened if they genderbent Lily. It's literally walmart jily with a dash of rascism. Go argue with the wall.

There is something that makes me feel nauseous about the new marauders era fans (but this is just generally a Harry Potter fan problem) is like, fascist apologia.

Because like, fiction is fiction. I'm not going to pretend it is real. I love evil characters. Characters don't have to be morally pure, or even morally good, to be compelling and interesting and worth writing about. Concurrently, the broad trend of babygirlifying men, fascist men in particular, concerns me.

Regulus is not baby girl. Barty Crouch Jr. is ABSOLUTELY not baby girl. You can write interesting and compelling stories about them as characters without making them into soft men who didn't really mean it uwu. They were bigots, canonically. They were fascists! You can talk about their upbringings and what drove them to fascism! You can say they were abused and hurt! That doesn't mean they weren't fascists who wanted to inflict pain on others. And I think it's a weird trend to ignore that or water it down or justify it.

And this is just petty, but I don't understand jegulus or rosekiller. I'll accept rosekiller because it's so meaningless to me that I'm only actually bothered by the babygirlification of the main characters, but I genuinely don't see any appeal to jegulus. Not really hating on it, just confused. Like, the things that I think make James Potter interesting and good are his loyalty to his friends and his anti-bigotry thing. Without those, he's an arrogant, popular prankster who is mean. I think jegulus kind of changes those interesting characteristics unless it's AU or OOC. It kind of seems to me people are looking for James to be gay and trying to find any man, and Snape and Peter are less sexy and liked. Which, I guess is fine. It just doesn't bring anything to me.

But also most of my Harry Potter headcanons would make people side eye me. Regardless, fight me.

wolfstar always getting portrayed as remus being possessive of little tiny small waist sirius but it's actually the other way around. sirius stares at his malnourished lanky giant boyfriend and wants to pick him up throw him around pin him down etc

This happened in canon. I can confirm I was Sirius Black.

even if sirius did abandon regulus so what? he could've slapped him in the face on his way out and i would not care

I wrote a whole ass very detailed post but Tumblr drafts ate yet it's important to get the message out rn at peak hours so here's a summary:

Injuries have risen to 100 btw. PM Auntie called protestors the Bangladeshi equivalent of the Nazis. Injuries are mostly from Dhaka University. Jahangirnagar University was also attempted to be breached (students are currently occupying the halls). Emergency wards are getting attacked. Local media coverage is extremely limited. International coverage is necessary for survival - if BD govt will bend at anyone's whim, it's (unfortunately) the western powers. Big news agency coverages will ensure human rights violations and war crimes will be minimal if at all. Please signal boost. It will be more than helpful if we get international interest in this. Please.

It is almost 4AM It hurts to think how many students might not live to see the sunrise.

Please don't cancel me for this take...

Just saw a post where someone was saying, " well, apparently, most of the time I've seen canon lovers hating on jeg*lus shippers were literally tomarry shippers themselves. TOMARRY??!! That's insane, I thought they only consumed canon exclusive content? Then why are they-" blah blah blah mate have you even READ harry potter books ? Harry was practically drooling over young hot asf 40s Tom. Some quotes regarding his looks were slightly insane and a bit gay, I thought I was reading some freaky toxic yaoi shit but then I realized "oh wait, that's canon!"

jayce’s bisexual demon is an interior designer

Either she was whimsical, full of sunshine and rainbows typpa little lady who liked to blew things up in occasions or she's a crazy fucked up scientist who liked to drag The Marauders into every single experiment of hers just for a laugh and then proceeded to blew up the roof of greenhouse bcz she was feeling a bit angsty. Oh, and she's also only shy around Xeno because he matches her freak frfr

guys i think we need to make pandora a little more whimsical when we talk about her!!! let her be strange!! girl blew herself up experimenting with SPELL CREATION!!!! she was EXPERIMENTING!!! she was filled with freakish intensity & cheer!!!! freak pandora my beloved!!!!