I Do Not Control The Speed At Which Lobster Die 🦞

[old comic repost]

the four types of dazatsu

Holes was my childhood

Love me some onions

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

like 32 hours into my drive last month i was talking to my friend about a House MD/NBC Hannibal crossover in which House also figures out Will has encephalitis and he becomes obsessed with Will as a medical problem so now it's House vs. Hannibal bc House refuses to lose when he gets his little claws in a case and House 100% knows for a fact Hannibal is serving human meat at dinner but he first puts it together at a dinner party so he's cornered and he's soooo committed to meeting Hannibal's bluff that he does eat it and Hannibal knows he knows

and he makes an excuse to avoid the next several dinners Hannibal hosts but he doesn't tell ANYONE else so when the entire thing unravels there's a scene where Wilson and Cuddy realizes House knowingly let them all eat people on multiple ocassions and they almost kill him themselves

SpringMori

Belphie was once missing out at sea for a week… he fell asleep on a floatie and a rip current took him away!

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Spain you Pandejo; Russia has to do so many things around here; of course Estonia is the Blueprint Guy; Locksmith + Inside Guy = Bro just handed us the keys huh; Latvia knows the vents.

(Screenshot/click and drag game) So I don't know if you knew this or not but you're putting together a heist! You're going after a prized diamond locked down in an underground vault in a secure building. Sounds tricky right? Well It's a good thing you assembled a team of hardened professional criminals to help you... Oh what's that? You didn't do that? Bummer. Well here's a list of the guys I got. Everyone here has a special skill. But will you assign them to the right task so you can steal the Diamond and head off to Guam to live the rest of your lives in luxury? Or will you pick wrong and head to the slammer? I put together a list of the jobs you need. Good Luck. Oh yeah and remember! FIRST CHOICE IS THE CHOICE DON'T KEEP GOING UNTIL YOU GET WHO YOU WANT. unless you get doubles then you can try again! CHROME- SCREENSHOT. SMARTPHONE- SCREENSHOT. EVERYOTHER BROWSER- CLICK AND DRAG. Mastermind- You are the mastermind behind this outfit. Your Partner In Crime- Your right hand man Con Artist/Distraction- Someone has to come up with a way to keep the guard occupied. Hacker- Knows everything about computers Locksmith- Cracking a safe now days is not as easy as it used to be Explosive Expert- If all else fails... The Brawn- If something goes wrong you'll need this guy. he's a martial arts expert (hopefully) Get Away Driver- Someone who can lose the heat Medic- If someone is shot you can't just take them to teh hospital... Make-up Artist- Someone has to make sure you all don't LOOK like you're robbing the place Pick Pocket- Stealing a key? You'll need him Weapons Expert- A guy who can get guns and knows how to use them Blueprint Guy- You'll need someone who knows teh building inside and out Inside guy- Someone who has worked there, knows the people and protocol Thief- When the time comes he'll be the one nabbing the diamond hopefully not setting off alarms Escape Artist- Need to make a quick escape from the building? He's your guy! Betrays you all- Someone may sell you out. That's the risk we take in this business. Why could they have done it? get out of jail time? Wants to take teh diamond for themselves? Who knows the motive, it's based on the person and for you to decide.

Let's Assemble The Boys!

((Don't forget to share your results and let us know in the tags if you think the Heist went well or not!))

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Partner In Crime- Con Artist- Make-Up Artist- Weapons Expert- Explosives Expert- Hacker- Enforcer- Medic- Blueprint Guy- Lock Smith- Pick Pocket- Inside Man- Escape Artist- Cat Burgler- Get Away Driver-

Look he's very well-written but on god mistakes were made in the birthing of this man

Hello! I have recently done this expressions challenge! POV, your MC does something extra cute/spicy for one of the boys 😔💕 these were all submissions I got on IG! I also went ahead and separated them in case anyone wants to save the pictures individually or use them as cute icons or whatever yall want haha also here is the original template I found in case anyone else wants to do it

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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.