Suprise

Percy probably thought he was fukcing safe. He got through four births unscathed with happy bouncy little quarter elves and then BAM

sweet baby tiefling. delight of his heart. wanderer of catacombs. When she was born a lot of money changed hands because everyone fucking knew it would happen eventually. Vex collected 100 gold and used it for the nursery.

DC comics culture is watching fifteen thousand different versions of Batman’s parents’ murders and his subsequent gritty and dark descent into vigilantism when all you want is fifteen minutes of him interacting with his seven and a half adopted children in an even vaguely healthy way

ID: A digital painting of Daken Akihiro from X-Men, lighting a cigarette. He has blood splatters on his face, and one of his hand has two open wounds from his claws, between the knuckles. His black hair is styled into a mohawk and he is wearing a black jacket. End ID. 

Soooo--how long before we get Season 2 of TLOVM ??

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show me, show me, show me how you do that trick

[id: a drawing of dick grayson and joey wilson from new teen titans, done in shades of red. dick is laying on top of joey, smiling into a kiss. joey has a hand on the back of dick's neck with a thumb on his jaw. they're laying in grass, a tree behind them. /end id]

Do you ever just

i mean, there’s typecasting

and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times

four

separate

productions

truly impressive how d&d persuades so many people to willingly participate in both math AND improv, two things that most of the population goes out of their way to avoid