Enneagram And Instinctual Variants

The Types as Quotes

INTJ:  “Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe.” -  Albert Einstein 

INTP: “Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance” - Confucius 

ENTJ: “The best way to predict the future, is to create it.” - Abraham Lincoln 

ENTP:  ‘”Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it” - E. B. White

INFJ: “ For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.” - Audrey Hepburn

INFP:  “The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.” - Helen Keller

ENFJ:  “I suppose leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people.” -  Mahatma Gandhi

ENFP: “Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination  will take you everywhere” -  Albert Einstein

ISTJ: “Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.” - Winston Churchill 

ESTJ: “Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.” — General George Patton

ISFJ: “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.” - Plato 

ISTP: “The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ‘You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” - George Carlin  

ISFP: “I dream my painting and I paint my dream.” - Vincent Van Gogh     

ESTP: “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” Wayne Gretzky   

ESFP: “Life is either a great adventure or nothing.” - Helen Keller 

me: *gets scared that i’m wasting my life* me: i’m gonna deal with this feeling by taking a long nap in the middle of the day

coming out of my cage and

going right back in

INTJ; ENTJ; ENTP; INTP: But I was trying to be nice!

INFJ; ENFJ; ENFP; INFP: Breaking news: you failed. Try harder. 

You know you’re an ENTP when life is just one existential crisis after another for you.

That dreadful moment when the conversation switches from logical and rational subjects to emotional subjects

good news!!! ive successfully replaced all of my emotions with jokes

me: walks into living room tv: tonight on how its made me: stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made