Finding A Needle In A Haystack Isn’t That Hard If You’ve Got A Lighter.

someone: am i the only one who—

me: There are 7,000,000,000 People On This Earth

good news!!! ive successfully replaced all of my emotions with jokes

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

Craving passion and yet terrified of commitment.

xNTP (via aesthetic-types)

The world is a comedy to those that think; a tragedy to those who feel.

Horace Walpole (via netifesi)

My waking and sleeping seem mixed together. I’m walking in a dream half the time, and sleeping through reality the other half.

Margaret Weis, Dragons of Spring Dawning  (via entp-mess)

me: walks into living room tv: tonight on how its made me: stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made

me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*

also me: I'm keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.

ME

TBH ENTP #110

I take every opportunity to insert lyrics into normal conversation because sOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME…