I Saw A Tweet About Contrapposto, So Here’s A Post About The Lesser-known But Equally Valid Postos

Fallen God / Rising Angel

he has 'baby raccoon in a live trap' energy

THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

Welcome to Mimic Ikea! Don't worry about it.

It's weird to me that there's still missionaries in Utah, as if 90% of the population here wasn't already Mormon. Though I just opened the door in full clown makeup and let them know with total sincerity that I'm a satanic lesbian so maybe I'm part of the problem

I absolutely love the cat king in his concept as a character on a show like- his only purpose was to be a reason why they couldn't just leave the town but then they actually had to do something with the character so he just occasionally showed up as a reminder why they couldn't leave and to be a bit of a bitch like- his only contribution to the plot is "fuck shit up and being very, very slutty about it" 10/10 love it

my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little holes and then left again

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for