Quick Kissies

maybe snake!jay x shade headcanons too?

darkhumor anon (sorry for all the asks lol if im annoying let me kno)

WHEN I CATCH YA DARKHUMOR ANON! Jkjk pop in all ya want!

● During the winter the heater has ta be on so they can actually cuddle

● Jay may have 2 cocks as a treat (for Shade lol)

● Shade loves kissing at the scales on Jay's face telling him how much he loves him

● Jay has bad days bc serpentine are hated/feared so much in ninjago

● Shade never leaves Jay's side when he has a bad day

● Jay likes wrapping his tail around Shade A LOT

● Also tail jobs that's a thing Shade learned he likes

So, what are ur other Aus about?

Anon :0

So I've talked bout the brothel au w/ opposite I'm calling it ice brothel bc idk it's funny that one's still in the works I can still give more information

Kai & Nya element swap (gonna call this one water's flame):

Nya and Kai's elements are swapped but instead of a few aus where Kai gets kidnapped Nya still is the one ta be and Kai doesn't get trained at all but Wu did kinda take him into the monastery Kai ends up going ta save Nya regardless of his lack of training and kinda gets hurt due ta it

Living wind:

Morro lives au he still runs ta away and does almost die in the caves but is found last minute by Mystake who takes him in she helps him deal with the fact he isn't the green ninja and how ta live with that fact he works at her tea shop

Evil Jaya (still working on a name):

Jay snaps during skybound and after everything he becomes a villain Nya goes with him bc she's not losing them they do fight the others a few times Jay might have damaged Zane big time during one fight Nya can't bring herself ta actually fight Lloyd or Kai so she sticks with fighting Cole or Zane usually

Au for Kai due ta the legends thing no name yet:

The others all end up in the land of monsters Kai is obviously thrown off by this at first before immediately going back into survival mode he keeps the others close and knocked out Wyldfyre a few times....he might have lost a limb due ta her being herself

Lloyd thinking Kai's his mom (dubbing it Greens mom idk lol):

Lloyd mistakes Kai as his mom somehow bc warm and kinda safe so that's what mom's usually are right? Also his dragon part is like OURS the oni part just goes along with it Kai keeps trying ta explain ta Lloyd that his a guy he isn't Lloyd's mom in the end he just gives in and legally adopts Lloyd Kai punches Misako later

Late timing:

Old thought mixed with stuff others have said but I just remade everything when Lloyd falls into the lava Kai hesitates a moment ta long and Lloyd gets hurt but his still saved Kai feels guilty but he got Lloyd out and Lloyd clings ta Kai a lot but the kids got a burn scar on his right hand when Garmadon is messing the dark matter or whatever Kai kinda takes Nya's place there also Kai does get a broken nose in this au for reasons lol

There's a few others but I'm not sure if I've mentioned them on here :'3

Ghost Stalking

Requested by:

danierru

TWS:

Mentioned stalking

Do NOT engage with a stalk in irl and especially do NOT fall for yer stalker go ta the police if they don't do anything find a biker gang usually they WILL and if not hit the stalker with a car (don't actually do that last one ya will go ta jail) just whatever ya do DON'T be like Kai

Sorry I couldn't figure out how ta write the stalking part so I hope this is okay

Kai had found himself in an odd situation kinda of his own making firstly after being stalked for months almost a year

He went to the cops who said since nothing "actually happened that harmed him" they couldn't do anything which had been bullshit

After that Kai tried figuring out who was stalking him and he did it was a ghost named Morro and Kai did not take kindly to that

But for some reason Kai didn't tell anyone else and let Morro be of course he dragged them into chats and helping Kai pick out outfits

So they kinda became friends which quickly moved into dating and Kai still didn't tell anyone because it felt nice to have something that was his alone

Morro was all for it wanting to keep Kai to themselves not in a toxic way besides the stalking which Kai can and did look past

Morro wasn't toxic sure there's things that set them off but it's the same with Kai so there's a list of things that neither will ever talk about

Nor will they bring it up besides that Kai did learn you can kiss a ghost....along with having sex with one which was an interesting experience

Morro had been delighted to learn that so any chance they got with Kai's okay was spent fucking of course they did other things

But Kai understood that Morro hasn't fucked in years so he gets it and isn't upset especially because Morro makes sure to give him lots of kisses

Swaps

Requested by:

Justinuse

TWS:

None

This is set after the neverwitch and non binary Logan for my soul

Astrid sat next to Logan it had been a long couple days with the neverwitch mess and she had been glad to meet Logan they were sweet to her

"Astrid you still there?" Right Logan couldn't really see her so her being quiet wasn't a good idea

"Yes I am" Astrid gently placed a hand over Logan's who jumped before relaxing and moving so they were holding her hand "I was lost in thought"

"Oh yeah? What is it about?" Logan turned their face to look at Astrid even if they couldn't see they can see look at another to show they're listening

"Just about how we met" Astrid had been surprised to meet a dream chaser who couldn't dream craft with an hour glass and was blind

But Logan proved they didn't need an hourglass or sight to be an amazing dream chaser in fact they were better than a lot of others in her opinion

Logan looked surprised before chuckling ah yeah that had been an interesting meeting they wish they could've seen Astrid's face when she lost to them

"Hey do not laugh at me!" Astrid blushed embarrassed she had messed up during the first meeting but at least she hadn't ruined her chances with Logan

"Can't help it" Logan leaned into Astrid's side squeezing her hand they're glad the neverwitch is gone not gone gone just not evil anymore

Trying ta learn how ta draw people is hard but once I get the hang of it it's over for yall (I will be spamming Kai artwork lol)

do u fuck with any of the other ninja being evil as well?

darkhumor anon (sleepy edition)

YESSSS all of them mainly Kai I love my boy and I wanna see him go nuts

Yer cooking here op

Okay so I have been reminded of something. So, There have been multiple times Kai's been referred to as selfish. While I do not know the context for all of these moments, I know there has not been a single moment in the show outside of the stuff with him wanting to be the green, ninja and S1 along with the stuff that regarding the element staff back in S4.

There have been multiple times to work Kai has died or has made it very clear that he would die to protect another member of the team.

Some examples of these:

Back in S4 literally in the first episode of the season Kai said something that roughly meant "I should have died instead of Zane". Whoever Lloyd cuts him off saying "First it was being the green ninja now this can't you think about someone other than yourself?"

Despite not knowing how to swim towards the end of S5, Kai was the only one out of the ninja that could/ would swim because they wouldn't or would be less likely to die from it who was willing and did jump into the water to save Lloyd from drowning, Cole didn't jump into the water because if he did he would have died so he wouldn't have been much help. Meanwhile, Jay and Zane were fighting Moro leaving the ghost and the guy who can't swim to save Lloyd

KAI PRETTY MUCH RAISED HIS SISTER EVER SINCE THEIR PARENTS WENT MISSING/ GOT KIDNAPPED BY THE TIME TWINS.

KAI HAS SAVED LLOYD'S LIFE LIKE THREE TIMES!

IN DR KAI DIED TO SAVE NYA, WYLDFYRE, AND THE REST OF THE TEAM THAT WERE THERE!

If I didn't know any of this and this would have gotten brought up to me, I would have been annoyed as heck because this is a man who is willing to die for his friends yet they call him and have labeled him selfish when he has directly said that he would have died instead of Zane (causing Nya to lose her brother and only family that she knew was alive), has risked his life like three times to save Lloyd, And pretty much raised his sister yet. He's called selfish. The only one who hasn't done this is Zane and the only other people who haven't are some of the newer characters introduced in Dr. Who don't exactly see him that way. Seriously if I had to say how some of the new characters see Kai, I would say:

Arin: He wouldn't call Kai selfish. If anything, he'd be the kind of person that would glare at the other ninja because of things like risking his life to save Lloyd on multiple occasions saying that he would have been willing to die in Zane's place and even raising his sister even though he was like at the youngest four when his parents went missing. If anything, Arin would look up to this guy because he's gone through hell and back but is still willing to do anything for his team and sister even if they think he's selfish but he's only technically been selfish twice

Sora: very similar thing to Kai, but because she wouldn't have pretty much any of the context of all of the stuff that happened without being told stories of it or directly seeing some of the records from the cloud Kingdom (which I doubt you'd even get access to, unless Euphrasia gave her the access because Euphrasia might but not likely). So pretty much Sora would be the same thing as Arin but because she would be straight with no biases towards him because she isn't even from Ninjago!

Wyldfyre: She would see Kai as well. A father figure. Sure, he may not be the best dad in the world, but hey he's trying and he's not a terrible dad again. He's not the best either but no one's perfect. To be honest, I feel like if she ever learned about pretty much every member of the team calling Kai selfish at least once she would just go ballistic because she doesn't see him as selfish. She sees him as someone who's willing to and has died to save her and other people's lives. Directly saying that he would have died in Zane's place. Sure that would have left Nya without her brother But the world would be safe, He's risked his life on at least three different occasions to save Lloyd, back in the fire temple because it was about to erupt because for some reason it was put in a volcano, And despite not knowing how to swim being the only one out of the two that weren't fighting Morro who could have actually gone into the water to save Lloyd and he did that despite not even knowing how to swim. Then of course there's the time he actually died saving Nya and the rest of the team. And well sure he died at that point. His sister didn't need him and Wyldfyre had heatwave plus the rest of the team to keep her safe. Let me tell you when you know your dad is willing to die for you. You know he's a good dad and you know he's an extremely good dad when he has died for you!

Euphrasia: It's likely she's seen the scroll that Kai's Destiny was written on. She knows he's not selfish and the only times he has been was because of my adulteration because of the staff and when he wanted to be the green ninja. Outside of that, he's wrist his life more times than she's willing to count and has been willing to die for the team pretty much ever since Lloyd became the green ninja. Yet they refer to him as selfish. She doesn't get it.

Seriously I want this to be brought up in the show and for someone to go ballistic on the rest of the team because this mine has been willing to die for them pretty much ever since Lloyd became the green ninja and they took him for granted, not realizing who they had with them. Someone who cared for them a lot and was willing to die for them, even willing to die in the place of another member of the team when he died that one time, And yet every time they've called him selfish, he's seemingly never cared, still caring for them and willing to die for them. You can call him selfish after he's died to save his sister the rest of his team and at that point pretty much adopted daughter. If anything, he was selfless down to his very damn soul. And if anyone tries to tell me anything else I will punch you!

Wifey~! HC on oni/dragon heats/runts *points at the brothers*

If either of them in a relationship with someone who tops who is bottom

If anyone is thinking bad or tries to spin it that way

NO NOT INC***

Yeah no shit wife 🤨

Wu:

● BOTTOM always he gets heats

Garmadon:

● Top BUT can be bottom if handle right

Oni/dragon heats/ruts hc:

● They typically last a week ta two due ta the dragon part

● Heats while making one more submissive it also can turn up the aggression

● Ruts can make them extra gentle and protective

● Unless the other person can last they will bring more than one person into their nest

● Cat and mouse game

Rvb yap?

YESSSSS

I love Grif his my favorite character out of them second is Caboose which wow very different character types ta be top 2 favs but I love them I also adore North & Maine ngl then there's the tiny soft spot for Matthew's and the a bigger one for locus and that character he worked with not Felix but the other one god what was his nam??

Any trans fem Kai hcs?

HI YES HIIIII

● Kai tried ta have longer hair like Maya but hated it

● She's got mallet pretty woman<3

● Kai didn't learn she was trans until the ttoe

● Homegirl was so confused by emotions

● Skylor helped Kai out not even in a trick way but wanting ta do so

● Seeing Kai so happy wearing Skylor's clothes made her fall for the other

● Kai somehow gets all the ladies now and is SO confused

● Nya definitely is the most supportive

● Cries in joy that she's not the only "girl ninja"

● Pixal and Zane hack some things and bam it was like Kai was never male