Ninjago Darkhumor - Blog Posts

fluffy and/or aftercare darkhumor headcanons,? sorry, had a rough day and need something to feel better

darkhumor anon

Here ya go!

● Jay tries ta get surprises for Shade but gets so excited bout it he always blurts it out forgets he did and Shade always acts surprised at the gifts

● Shade loves getting Jay flowers only fake ones otherwise Jay will accidentally kill them and Jay likes the fake ones better

● They play agure over movie scenes a lot but always end up laughing

● Jay tried showing Shade how ta kint but somehow Shade got tangled up in the yarn Jay has a picture of it as his phone home screen

● The two immediately take a bath after sex washing eachothers hair and backs

● They have matching robes they wear cuddling and having hot chocolate

● They always tell each other how well they did during sex filled with praise and love

● When they wake up whoever topped makes breakfast in bed for them

more darkhumor stuff pls? can be whatever the hell ucwant I'm just starved for content

darkhumor anon

Jay flopped onto Shade's lap who looked down at him rasing an eyebrow Jay pouted up at him until Shade ran his fingers through Jay's hair

"What happened now?" Shade placed his drink down giving Jay his full attention

Jay sighed dramatically "Cole ate my pudding AGAIN!"

"Really?" Shade shook his head "that's it?"

"Kiss it better?" Jay gave Shade puppy dog eyes

"Oh alright" Shade leaned down pressing a kiss against Jay's cheek who turned his head catching Shade's lips into a real kiss before pulling away

"Thanks much better already" Jay winked at Shade as he sighed fondly

maybe snake!jay x shade headcanons too?

darkhumor anon (sorry for all the asks lol if im annoying let me kno)

WHEN I CATCH YA DARKHUMOR ANON! Jkjk pop in all ya want!

● During the winter the heater has ta be on so they can actually cuddle

● Jay may have 2 cocks as a treat (for Shade lol)

● Shade loves kissing at the scales on Jay's face telling him how much he loves him

● Jay has bad days bc serpentine are hated/feared so much in ninjago

● Shade never leaves Jay's side when he has a bad day

● Jay likes wrapping his tail around Shade A LOT

● Also tail jobs that's a thing Shade learned he likes

bdsm or just general NSFW headcanons for Jay x Shade?

Anon! Hiiiiii tysm time ta use my big brain for this

● Jay will use his element on Shade's thighs cock and chest area

● Shade uses his own ta keep himself tied down though only when Jay wants him ta do so

● Shade only tops when his had a rough day and asks ta

● Jay has a collection of ball gags and rope just for Shade

● Shade loves telling Jay how good he makes him feel

● They tried a cock ring once and Jay brings it out rarely ta punish Shade since his a good boy~

● Jay has one crop whip which Shade has mix feelings on

● They have some dildos that Shade uses when Jay wants a show~

● Jay sometimes will leave marks Shade can't hide and he gets flustered by it but never tells Jay ta stop

would you be willing to write some toxic jay x shade?

Yeah I can anon! This is be somewhat a bad look on Jay sorry pal and super toxic so if toxic relationship and abuse isn't what yall like please turn away that's yer warning

Shade learned against Jay arms burning from the shocks of Jay's element power used earlier Jay wrapped an arm around Shade

"Gonna stop arguing with me?" Jay's fingers tighten around Shade digging into his skin

Shade bit his bottom lip nodding before answering "I won't argue again"

Jay smiled pleased kissing Shade on the temple grip loosing on him "Good boy"

Shade shivered at that part of him craving the praise and the other disgusted by it all

"I love you" Shade's voice was soft making Jay look at him

"Yeah whatever" Jay saw Shade wilt a little sighing "do you really need me to say it back?"

"I guess not" Shade mumbled softly he would've liked to hear it still

"Ugh fine" Jay made a face "love you too"

Ta cheer anyone up have some healthier hcs for em:

• Shade likes being a bottom and Jay likes the control

• elements are a huge part in the bedroom

• Jay loves zapping Shade in areas that are sensitive but won't hurt ta much

• Shade is a bitter and Jay's LOVES it

• Jay when in a bad mood can get rough but will always put Shade's comfort first