More Darkhumor Stuff Pls? Can Be Whatever The Hell Ucwant I'm Just Starved For Content

Truth Or Dare

Requested by:

Justinuse

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None

Notes:

Fem Cooper I scream into the void

Mateo sat next to his sister and his best friend Cooper he still doesn't know why she wants to be called Cooper but she says her actual names dumb

Zoey was sitting across from him with Logan on Cooper's other side leaning into her which made Mateo jealous not for the reason the others would think

But because he wants to be the one Logan's leaning against Izzie tapped him on the shoulder which had him snapping out his thoughts

"Bro I asked you truth or dare" Izzie raised an eyebrow at Mateo who groaned

"Dare your truths are embarrassing to answer" Mateo shook his head before seeing Izzie's grin

"Kiss your crush" Izzie knows Mateo would never make a move on Zoey otherwise

"Woah Izzie that might be taking it too far" Zoey stared at Izzie shocked who just kept grinning

"Go on Teo" Izzie watched her brother panic until he turned and pulled Logan into a kiss over Cooper's lap

Cooper leaned back raising an eyebrow at Mateo "could've asked me to move at least jeez"

"I....I did NOT see that coming" Zoey really didn't Izzie nodded in agreement

Ooooh can you give more info about se aflame? Reactions or afterwards?

Also ships, uhm... Idk, Ig I could suggest any of the other ninja (sans Lloyd), Kailor or maybe if you wanna go w more rare pairs like one of the EMs or just not going w a pair at all.

HELLO ANON okay so reactions we'll go from the ones taking it the best ta the worst (Nya)

Wu (bashing):

Wu simply doesn't care his more focused on the team staying together and wondering how Kai was able ta become one with the sea his also the one who gave Nya the okay ta keep Kai in that jar

Afterwards he keeps bugging Kai on how he did it pushing Kai more than the others trying ta figure it out

Pixal:

She does care but she wasn't close with Kai she's focused more on helping Zane through it so Pixal isn't able ta acknowledge her own sadness she almost punched Nya seeing her having Kai in a jar that was her first ever reaction for herself during this time frame

Afterwards when Kai is back she hovers it isn't very noticeable but she is Pixal will always keep tabs on Kai as if waiting for him ta disappear again

Jay:

Like Pixal his foucsed on helping Nya but he can't hide his emotions his hurt by this all he feels horrible that Kai did it and seeing how Nya is handling it makes it worse

Afterwards Jay always keeps jars away from Kai's view he isn't sure if it'll upset Kai seeing any after what Nya did but his scared it will

Cole:

Now Cole was tricky but he definitely isn't handling it well his angry at Benthomaar for telling Nya bout it angry at Kai for doing this but mostly angry at himself for not being there ta stop Kai

Afterwards Cole def hovers over Kai making sure his safe he has a habit of dragging Kai out ta spar just so he knows the other is really here he has a lot of drawings of Kai

Zane:

Zane does shut off his emotions he can't handle Kai being gone it doesn't stop him from being angry the first time Nya shows Kai in that jar he had ta be turned off bc he was actually going ta hurt Nya

Afterwards Zane has a habit of checking on Kai as he sleeps in fact Zane will watch Kai sleep the other doesn't mind as long as his eyes aren't glowing

Ray & Maya:

Oh boy they are so messed up they just barely got back ta their kids and building their relationship up and then bam their son is the sea the two cling ta Nya a little ta much

Afterwards they both dote on Kai a lot who enjoys it having his parents love again makes being "human" again easier ta deal with

Lloyd:

Lloyd is...he ended up sleeping in Kai's bed a lot scared he'll forget what Kai smelt like his scared that Kai won't ever come back he also actually did hurt Nya when he saw what she's done

Afterwards let's just say Lloyd didn't let Nya be alone with Kai for awhile he clings ta Kai afraid ta let go

Nya:

.....she put Kai in a fucking jar so that's her reaction ta it all

Afterwards Nya isn't doing okay still but she's so overjoyed Kai is back though she understands why the others are upset with her back then

Honestly I give Lloyd a pass as well his dealing with a lot but I mean more of some people in the fandom taking that whole arc of Kai's and using it ta say his selfish which wrong yall very wrong

I did not know that bout Morro! Booo give us that! It isn't his fault that he was basically (at least from what I got from his story) groomed ta be a ninja the green ninja

And when he wasn't he freaked out understandably I don't remember the age he died at but my god that is so traumatizing ta be told this is what yer supposed ta be only ta not be it

And then ta die trying ta become it Wu really messed Morro up it was a era of peace there was no need for the green ninja

And then the whole green ninja thing with the main core that's another thing people use for saying Kai is selfish

They all acted like they'd be the green ninja except only KAI unlocked his true potential by saving the actual green ninja and was happy ta have the job ta protect Lloyd and he takes it pretty seriously at times

Just a little rant here:

I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help

It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid

Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD

Swapped Genders

This was just for shits and giggles

"Well this isn't so bad" Lance stared at himself in the mirror girl him didn't look bad at all though could look better if his honest

"Oh yes because switching genders suddenly is totally fine" Macy rolled her eyes maybe she should cut her hair she kinda likes the short hair

Axl rubbed his head he isn't sure how he feels about being a girl nothing wrong with it but Axl doesn't really like it having boobs kinda hurt

"Okay so is it me or is Clay still the same?!" Aaron pointed at Clay making the others look over and actually wait a minute he looks the same as ever

"Is that an issue?" Clay finds this highly amusing actually but also an issue if the others can't tell he is in fact changed might need to work on that for them

"That is odd" Axl was sure the spell effected them all but why is Clay still the same as before?

"You guys" Clay pinched his nose "do I have to flash you for you to see what's changed? Actually no don't answer that"

"Awww" Aaron backed up at Clay's look he can handle a lot but not extra training

"So you have changed?" Lance isn't sure he believes that but also doesn't want to see

"Yes I have honestly you guys not seeing it irks me" They all knew that meant new training for them and lots of it at that

"Clay it isn't our fault you're still the same as before!" At least Macy thinks he is she's beginning to doubt that now

Have a list of thing ta draw (in the future)for ninjago nsfw but nothing for sfw damnit

Got told I'm getting a drawing tablet for my birthday next month yay

Date "Night"

Requested by:

Maresa_chan

TWS:

None

I needed Cooper/Logan also non binary Cooper,,,,for my soul! Kai is baba Jay is papa Cole is dad while Zane is father

Logan was nervous today he had a date with Cooper they wanted to go on a date with him which made Logan happy but also panicky

Logan jumped when someone knocked on his door which was opened he looked over seeing his dad and papa Logan smiled at them both

"You okay Lo?" Papa tilted his head while dad looked at the mess of clothes everywhere

"Having trouble with your outfit for the date?" Dad came over ruffling Logan's hair who blushed embarrassed

"I just wanna look nice for Coop" Logan heard papa coo before leaving the room

"How about we help you get ready?" Logan nodded at his dad he'd love for the help from his parents

Papa came back with baba and father both sighed seeing the mess father got to picking up things off the floor while baba collected the mess off the bed

"Lo where are you going?" Baba went to the closet starting to put things up

"Just the arcade" Logan rubbed his arm he still wants to look nice for Cooper they deserved the best and all that

"Well then how about the blue jeans and your green shirt?" Father tilted his head and well that actually wasn't a bad idea

"Oh you can wear your nice jacket!" Papa clapped his hands together beaming Logan nodded in agreement

"Alright let's get you ready bud" Baba smiled and Logan felt less nervous for the date with Cooper suddenly

I need it ta be next tuesday already I wanna have tiny Kai in the jar and Nya being a lil insane and I have figured out a ship if anyone wants ta know it

Yer cooking here op

Okay so I have been reminded of something. So, There have been multiple times Kai's been referred to as selfish. While I do not know the context for all of these moments, I know there has not been a single moment in the show outside of the stuff with him wanting to be the green, ninja and S1 along with the stuff that regarding the element staff back in S4.

There have been multiple times to work Kai has died or has made it very clear that he would die to protect another member of the team.

Some examples of these:

Back in S4 literally in the first episode of the season Kai said something that roughly meant "I should have died instead of Zane". Whoever Lloyd cuts him off saying "First it was being the green ninja now this can't you think about someone other than yourself?"

Despite not knowing how to swim towards the end of S5, Kai was the only one out of the ninja that could/ would swim because they wouldn't or would be less likely to die from it who was willing and did jump into the water to save Lloyd from drowning, Cole didn't jump into the water because if he did he would have died so he wouldn't have been much help. Meanwhile, Jay and Zane were fighting Moro leaving the ghost and the guy who can't swim to save Lloyd

KAI PRETTY MUCH RAISED HIS SISTER EVER SINCE THEIR PARENTS WENT MISSING/ GOT KIDNAPPED BY THE TIME TWINS.

KAI HAS SAVED LLOYD'S LIFE LIKE THREE TIMES!

IN DR KAI DIED TO SAVE NYA, WYLDFYRE, AND THE REST OF THE TEAM THAT WERE THERE!

If I didn't know any of this and this would have gotten brought up to me, I would have been annoyed as heck because this is a man who is willing to die for his friends yet they call him and have labeled him selfish when he has directly said that he would have died instead of Zane (causing Nya to lose her brother and only family that she knew was alive), has risked his life like three times to save Lloyd, And pretty much raised his sister yet. He's called selfish. The only one who hasn't done this is Zane and the only other people who haven't are some of the newer characters introduced in Dr. Who don't exactly see him that way. Seriously if I had to say how some of the new characters see Kai, I would say:

Arin: He wouldn't call Kai selfish. If anything, he'd be the kind of person that would glare at the other ninja because of things like risking his life to save Lloyd on multiple occasions saying that he would have been willing to die in Zane's place and even raising his sister even though he was like at the youngest four when his parents went missing. If anything, Arin would look up to this guy because he's gone through hell and back but is still willing to do anything for his team and sister even if they think he's selfish but he's only technically been selfish twice

Sora: very similar thing to Kai, but because she wouldn't have pretty much any of the context of all of the stuff that happened without being told stories of it or directly seeing some of the records from the cloud Kingdom (which I doubt you'd even get access to, unless Euphrasia gave her the access because Euphrasia might but not likely). So pretty much Sora would be the same thing as Arin but because she would be straight with no biases towards him because she isn't even from Ninjago!

Wyldfyre: She would see Kai as well. A father figure. Sure, he may not be the best dad in the world, but hey he's trying and he's not a terrible dad again. He's not the best either but no one's perfect. To be honest, I feel like if she ever learned about pretty much every member of the team calling Kai selfish at least once she would just go ballistic because she doesn't see him as selfish. She sees him as someone who's willing to and has died to save her and other people's lives. Directly saying that he would have died in Zane's place. Sure that would have left Nya without her brother But the world would be safe, He's risked his life on at least three different occasions to save Lloyd, back in the fire temple because it was about to erupt because for some reason it was put in a volcano, And despite not knowing how to swim being the only one out of the two that weren't fighting Morro who could have actually gone into the water to save Lloyd and he did that despite not even knowing how to swim. Then of course there's the time he actually died saving Nya and the rest of the team. And well sure he died at that point. His sister didn't need him and Wyldfyre had heatwave plus the rest of the team to keep her safe. Let me tell you when you know your dad is willing to die for you. You know he's a good dad and you know he's an extremely good dad when he has died for you!

Euphrasia: It's likely she's seen the scroll that Kai's Destiny was written on. She knows he's not selfish and the only times he has been was because of my adulteration because of the staff and when he wanted to be the green ninja. Outside of that, he's wrist his life more times than she's willing to count and has been willing to die for the team pretty much ever since Lloyd became the green ninja. Yet they refer to him as selfish. She doesn't get it.

Seriously I want this to be brought up in the show and for someone to go ballistic on the rest of the team because this mine has been willing to die for them pretty much ever since Lloyd became the green ninja and they took him for granted, not realizing who they had with them. Someone who cared for them a lot and was willing to die for them, even willing to die in the place of another member of the team when he died that one time, And yet every time they've called him selfish, he's seemingly never cared, still caring for them and willing to die for them. You can call him selfish after he's died to save his sister the rest of his team and at that point pretty much adopted daughter. If anything, he was selfless down to his very damn soul. And if anyone tries to tell me anything else I will punch you!

Kai: I'm not mad just disappointed

Nya on her knees: IT WASNT ME BRO

Lloyd also on his knees: IT WAS JAYS FAULT

Jay hiding behind Cole: NO WAY

Cole: what even happened?

Zane: they blow up the bathroom