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Gays Baby And Dragon
Requested by:
halnax
TWS:
None
Shade stared at Kai who was holding a baby with a dragon behind him Kai smiled at him making Shade sigh crossing his arms
Since the merge happened Shade and Kai had ran into each other and started becoming friends and then lovers and now here Kai is with a baby and a new dragon
"Kai what do you have?" Shade eyed the dragon behind Kai he isn't sure they have often room for the dragon but they can try
"A baby! Oh and a dragon" Kai tilted his head waiting for Shade to let them into the house he sighed moving to the side
"Fine but if she throws up on me you're on the couch" Shade means this especially because he has no idea how to handle a baby whatsoever
"That's fine babe!" Kai carried the baby inside kissing Shade on the lips who sighed into the kiss
"I have no idea how to care for babies" Shade is warning Kai so he'd know that Shade has zero idea on what the hell to do
"That's also fine I'll help you figure it out" Kai beamed at Shade who couldn't help but smile back at Kai
"I'll hold you to it" Shade will have to figure out where to put the big ass dragon later
Requested by:
Tarc1vx
TWS:
Arm trauma
I'm sorry Kai but writing angst for ya is my specialty so also I'm not a doctor!
Cole and Kai had been sent on mission together which was great because they missed spending alone time together
They were just trying to get some map or something in a cave Kai had lit his hand on fire so they'd have some light to see
The two stayed close together hopefully they'd be done with this soon so they can go back to the monastery and have a date
"Soooo how much you wanna bet that this is a trap?" Kai kicked a pebble as they walked
"Kai not everything's a trap" Cole shook his head fondly
Cole later would take those words back they ran into four traps they got out of them all without getting hurt and got the map
Only for the cave to well cave in Cole had gotten out fine but he couldn't fine Kai at all
"Kai?! KAI WHERE ARE YOU!?" Cole was not freaking out here okay he was
Cole thew rocks out of the caves entrance trying to get back in to find Kai he needed to get to his boyfriend
"Dude I'm right here knock it off" Cole whipped around seeing Kai he felt relieved before panicking at the sight of Kai's arm
"What the fuck happened?!" Cole ran over to Kai grabbing his arm carefully Kai winced
"It isn't that bad" Kai would like to take it back it was that bad his arm was basically slashed to hell
"Not that bad? Kai your arm is basically shredded! I can see bones!" Cole shoved Kai onto the floor gently as he looked through his bag
"I'm fine Cole" Kai winced when Cole glared at him okay keeping quiet now
Cole grinned when he found the med kit Zane packed for them he can clean and bandage Kai's arm until they get to Zane so he can look at it
"You're so stupid I love you never do that again" Cole means it Kai gets this hurt again and Cole's switching sides
"Can't promise that but at least I'm better than Zane?" Kai smiled at Cole who did not look impressed with Kai at the moment
The way I have the ability ta write Jaya getting their happy ending but chose not ta haunts me anywho! Making Kai angst again bc,,,,boredom mainly ig
Ya are completely right and when Kai does have his selfish moments it's painted as bad even when it's just him enjoying getting sandwiches made from Maya and playing a video game with Ray
Or even the time after Zane's death he is labeled as selfish and really that isn't it and it irks me that people treat Kai as the selfish one
I mean have we seen the others? I'm not saying their completely selfish but come on! Anyways I really do wish Kai (and others like say Morro) got treated better by the fandom
Just a little rant here:
I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help
It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid
Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD
Monster fucker
Requested by:
YaoiScreech
TWS:
None :3
This is smut (badly written probably but yeet-) so if ya do not want ta read smut than,,,,idk bye? I hope that doesn't sound rude ( ・3・)
Also the two cocks is from the dragon side,,,,no dialog bc I'd die laughing from it hope ya enjoy it!
The moment Garmadon had Kai alone after a fight that he and the ninjas had not been prepared for Garmadon yanked Kai into a kiss
Kai giggled into the kiss shivering as Garmadon's hands or well two of them explored his body
Another set of hands was holding onto Kai's hips in an almost bruising grip not that Kai minds it at all
It didn't hurt too badly and there's the plus side of having marks from Garmadon!~ Look Kai just likes being marked and Garmadon likes marking him
Something about oni and dragons being possessive of whats theirs Kai was draw out of his thoughts when Garmadon picked him up
And moved to the bed placing Kai down and worked on removing both of their clothing Kai was too busy trying to behave to help him
Once there clothing were off Garmadon got the lube which was a special kind they learned normal ones did NOT work well
Garmadon squeezed some lube onto his fingers rubbing them over Kai's ass before pushing one into it
Kai bit his lip trying to stay relaxed as Garmadon worked him open Garmadon huffed smiling and kissed Kai on the cheek
Once Garmadon was satisfied with how opened Kai was now he purred some lube onto his cocks gently pushing into Kai
Kai let out a whine legs wrapping around Garmadon who kissed his neck starting at a slow pace
Before working his way up to a faster pace which had Kai gripping at Garmadon's arms as Garmadon fucked him
Which given how big Garmadon was and that he had two cocks and wow Kai hit the jackpot there was really ruining Kai's ability to think
fine you can bully the president i heard he's a hater anyway
darkhumour anon (ducks aggressively)
Baby Time
Requested by:
Justinuse
TWS:
None
This is kinda from Izzie's POV it's not exactly what ya asked for and no dialogue sorry couldn't think of anything homework got me STRESSED and it's just two days into the semester it's better than summer semester though let me tell yall that (´つω・。)
Izzie might have made a tiny little error nothing too bad! She thinks it's just she accidentally turned Logan into a baby while messing with some of the dream thingys Mr Oz keeps
She didn't mean to! But it happened and Logan was just the cutest little baby!~ Izzie cooed holding him as she waited for the others to show up
They had gone to the dream world for something she hadn't paid attention probably should have oh wait Mateo was going to lose it!
Izzie tapped her foot jumping when the doors opened she was NOT ready for this Izzie sighed turning to the others with baby Logan
Which might have been a mistake because Cooper passed out Zoey raised an eyebrow while Mateo started freaking out and than all choas broke loose
And by that she means she set baby Logan down and he crawled away knocking over things and somehow shooting things which how?!
Mateo was the first to react running over baby Logan cooed before throwing a book at Mateo and running off or well crawling off
Yeah Izzie really did mess up but this can be fixed! Probably at least she hopes so or Mateo's worry and stress will turn into panic and anger and yeah she's not dealing with that
Kai and Shade for the ship thing
Okay perfect wasn't expecting people ta actually do this but oh lordy haha now for au
Ninjago movie au but the em are there most of them are teachers or something but Shade, Griffin and Ash are teens Kai and Shade are neighbors and totally don't sneak into eachothers rooms through their windows (they do)
Can you do nsfw with thunderfang/Kai maybe even let Kai get passed around by some dragons?
As politely as I can no,,,,I did it once and hated it maybe I'd get super tispy and make yer dreams come true by making it but until then hell no sorry