Why Is Trying To Make A New Friend So Embarrassing. Hi. Me Again. Asking For Your Attention Once More

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

I just learned about the movie KNIGHTRIDERS and I'm happy something like that exists.

KNIGHTRIDERS OMG.

Knightriders is the kind of movie that upon first look makes you think this is exactly the vision me and the other 9 year old neighborhood kids had for ourselves when we formed our gang of bicycle sorcerers.

And then you watch it and SURPRISE it’s Actually Good. Because it’s a George Romero movie about capitalism vs. art. And it’s the only movie I know of that manages to pull off Drama at the Ren Faire while making an amazing statement on artistic integrity, family, and friendship.

Also this:

Why not 🙂‍↕️

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

kicking a hornets nest.

Couldn't agree more!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@queen-of-hobgobblers

I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @queen-of-hobgobblers is a good person and deserves many good things.

You all voted and the most popular was... By decision of a random name generator due to a three way tie... ADIRA AKELDAMA!

WARNING!!! LONG POST AHEAD!!! PROCEED WITH CAUTION AND TIME!!!

Adira is the queen of the Syren Born Fae. She grew up with her triplets Ethan and Seraphina in the woods near Amalraum. She is close friends with Kaimanas Aurelius, though she'd rather Florentine, Kaimana's brother, die in a rather gruesomely violent manner.

When she was 10, she left with Ethan, her brother, to go to royal training in their respective kingdoms. She became the military leader and Queen of the Syren Queendom, Azura. Her brother went on to become King of the Dustborn kingdom, the Laurel Valley.

She resents Florentine and Zephyre for killing her sister. In fact, about three years after Seraphina's passing, she declared war on Amalraum. The only reason this war didn't come into fruition was because Kaimana asked her oh so nicely.

She is currently single.

Her most precious item is a black opal seraphina found for her when they were kids. Ethan set it into her Signet ring.

She was born on May 16th.

She's always losing her trident, she's a vegetarian, and she loves listening to classical music, whale songs, opera, and some death metal(but only Scandinavian and Indian).

Her deepest fears are harpoons, drowning, and losing the people closest to her.

She is 27 years old.

Below is her profiles⬇️

@deadandgaysetanta @queen-of-hobgobblers @redkarmakai @sherikookami

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yes!! I need to see this

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

Y'all, I actually wrote for a bit today?! Like, what? Not me actually being creative 😂🙌 anyway... I swear the character post is happening soon, thank you to everyone for your patience 💞

@deadandgaysetanta @queen-of-hobgobblers

Word for today: shitgibbon

An absurd insult comprised of one expletive/vulgarity and one non-sequitur, usually one of them single-syllable and the other double, frequently with the two components sharing vowels. Examples: "shitgibbon", "ratbastard", "douchecanoe", "cockwaffle", "jizzbiscuit", "fartshark", "snotgasket", &c.

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity