Does Anybody Know How To Block A Tag??? Please. I Am Very Concerned At Some Of The Stuff On My Feed 😭😭😭😭😭

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

Lol, Bluebeard say what? ⚔️🗡️⚔️💍💀💀💀

serial unaliver takes me out every fucking time

Xaden: *about Violet* “Fuck, I can’t believe I’m going to have to care about her forever!”

Violet: “We’ll, you don’t really have t-”

Xaden: *rolling up his sleeves and pulling out knives* “-Nope. I’m gonna.”

Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yes!! I need to see this

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

please fucking watch this because i've been hyperventilating trying to not laugh so hard at it i wake my fucking spouse up

@queen-of-hobgobblers idk either, but thank you so much ❤️❤️❤️

I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @isthattetofrommesmerizer is a good person and deserves many good things.

Last Song- The Horse and the Infant -Jorge Rivera-Herrans, cast of Epic the musical

Favorite color- usually earth tones, specifically green and pink tho.

Currently watching - Gravity Falls as well, 😂 I swear that wasn't planned, and also on my 5th( I think) rewatch of Leverage.

Last movie - I think Journey to Atlantis? I'm pretty sure that's what it's called.

Sweet/spicy/savory - typically savory, though sweet wins out quite often

Relationship status- single, pretty ok with it, but dear lords above let Aphrodite send me a girlfriend 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Current obsessions- Epic the musical, marvel comics, and Leverage, although those last two are kinda always on my mind 😂

Last thing you googled?- Does Billy Maximoff have blue eyes? (Spoiler alert; he does)

@deadandgaysetanta @redkarmakai

I don't have a lot of mutuals on here :(

nine people i want to get to know better

tagged by @nix-nihili

LAST SONG? - After Midnight by Chappell Roan

FAVORITE COLOUR? - Any and all shades of blue

CURRENTLY WATCHING? - Gravity Falls

LAST MOVIE? - Kabhi Kushi Khabhie Gham..

SWEET/SPICY/SAVOURY? - Sweet :p

RELATIONSHIP STATUS? - Single

CURRENT OBSESSIONS? - Chappell Roan and Dead Boy Detectives

LAST THING YOU GOOGLED? - How to cite digital photos in APA format

tagging @minty-cheese @screwlowes @tmblrofshame @ingridmatthews @purgatory606 @unidentifiedlyingobject @edwinspaynes @many-gay-magpies @babyseraphim

Why bother titling your book rec post "Winter Holiday Romances" if they're all Christmas romances? Just say that, don't get my hopes up for a diverse list