I mean, *I* wouldn't but I wouldn't bone anyone π€£π€π©Άπ€π
I would, however, give you, like, three fake numbers saying they're my friends numbers, just to piss the better off
Iβm going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girlβs number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, βI just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. Iβll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.β
Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.
*gives you a foxglove* *gives you a nightshade* *gives you a devilβs trumpet* *gives you a moonflower* *gives you an oleander* *gives you a lily of the valley* *gives you a hydrangea* *gives you wisteria* *gives you a buttercup* *gives you a daffodil* *gives you an iris* *gives you elder berries* *gives you a
This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.
ππππ I feel old
ao3 turns 15 today
reblog if youre older than ao3
(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)
Not sure what fandom to write for... Need to write a short fanfic
Aughgjsjsjk I love it @queen-of-hobgobblers π I don't know enough of most of them to truly see how accurate it is, unfortunately, but from what I can tell, it's really cool ππ
Kate Kane - Eros
Bruce Wayne - Erebus
Barbara Gordon - Athena
Dick Grayson - Themis
Cass Cain - Persephone
Jason Todd- Thatanos
Stephanie Brown - Psyche
Tim Drake - Atlas
Harper Row - Hephaestus
Duke Thomas - Elpis
Cullen Row - Hebe
Damian Wayne - Ares
@screwlowes hope you like this
Why bother titling your book rec post "Winter Holiday Romances" if they're all Christmas romances? Just say that, don't get my hopes up for a diverse list
Now, Number 5!
You guys want to see the delightful trinket I just saw in TK Maxx?
if you're trying to get into the head of your story's antagonist, try writing an "Am I the Asshole" reddit post from their perspective, explaining their problems and their plans for solving them. Let the voice and logic come through.
just your friendly neighborhood gremlin probably won't post too much, just because I don't really know what I have to offer to the platform. my goal is to be as chaotic and funny as possible, while still spreading knowledge about my special interests. Said interests include, but are not limited to: The Scarlet Witch, Young Avengers, Keeper of the Lost Cities, words, etymology, random knowledge that I don't know what to do with, wonder woman, Hellenistic Polytheism, writing, art, and other things that relate to the above topics please message me if you have any questions about the above topics, or wish to be friends! πβ€οΈ thanks, Seraphina β€οΈ
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