Scrumptioushuman - Flesh

gay ass little sprites. he's talking about killing kids but he's just joking haha...unless ....?

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👻🧼🍺 Part 2

Ep28 #soapghost falconry au YES THATS TWO UPDATES IN ONE DAY I WAS EXCITED TO DRAW THIS SCENE OKAY

posting this here too just in case...

Soap: Good luck, Gaz! Break a leg out there!

Ghost: That’s awful, Johnny. That’s an awful thing to say!

Soap: No, no, Ghost. It’s just a saying for good luck.

Ghost: Oh.

Ghost: Well in that case; Gaz, I sincerely hope you are hit by a bus.

This results in the boys having a strange tradition of wishing the most gruesome accidents upon each other.

“I’m heading out.”

“I hope a commercial airline dive bombs from the sky and hits you.”

“Thanks, man.”

The soldiers started keeping track of all the shit they were hear one of their superiors say.

“I hope a gas line explodes next to your face.”

“Well, I hope a you get run over by a tank.”

“Aw, really?”

It was a joke by this point. No one but Soap, Gaz, and Ghost were in on it. Price wanted to know but they would only ignore any questions he had. He decided to leave them be after a while. They’re enjoying themselves and, most importantly, not getting into trouble. So they can keep their weird inside joke a secret.

"self harm kills people!!" yeah? well tell death to hurry tf up. im ready. take me bitch

If Lieutenant Simon 'Ghost' Riley gets paired with his Sergeant, John 'Soap' MacTavish, on a mission, you can be sure to hear some cheap military humor over comms. That’s just a fact, and Captain John Price ends up hearing more of it than he’d like. (The risks of being the Captain of Task Force 141, after all.)

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