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I think they would be this kind of parents...

Soap: Good luck, Gaz! Break a leg out there!

Ghost: That’s awful, Johnny. That’s an awful thing to say!

Soap: No, no, Ghost. It’s just a saying for good luck.

Ghost: Oh.

Ghost: Well in that case; Gaz, I sincerely hope you are hit by a bus.

This results in the boys having a strange tradition of wishing the most gruesome accidents upon each other.

“I’m heading out.”

“I hope a commercial airline dive bombs from the sky and hits you.”

“Thanks, man.”

The soldiers started keeping track of all the shit they were hear one of their superiors say.

“I hope a gas line explodes next to your face.”

“Well, I hope a you get run over by a tank.”

“Aw, really?”

It was a joke by this point. No one but Soap, Gaz, and Ghost were in on it. Price wanted to know but they would only ignore any questions he had. He decided to leave them be after a while. They’re enjoying themselves and, most importantly, not getting into trouble. So they can keep their weird inside joke a secret.

Gaz: How are unicorns fake but giraffes are real? Like, what’s more believable? A horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 2-metre-long neck?

Soap: Unicorns are real.

Gaz: No. They’re not.

Soap: They are. They're Scotland's national animal.

Ghost: Here we go again…

a soapghost comic i never finished (i wanted angry bloodied soap)

Soap got a point, actually

named him soap but all he does is make a mess...

Fake Cod Tweets I made bc im suffering from brainrot

posting this here too just in case...

tryna figure out how I wanna draw this man (permanently missing some nails, partial reconstruction of septum, grey hair from follicular damage from inappropriately administered first aid and stress? not quite dad bod but heavier set...think thonk...)

Your art is quite simply wonderful, can't help but hope you feel as much joy making it as I do viewing it! Thanks for posting so much, I hope you enjoy some breaks in between as well!♥️ A small question since Ive seen you draw ghost with a motorcycle helmet once perhaps twice, do you think he would take Johnny for rides on leave? I could imagine Johnny having his own bike too but I think Ghost would love having Johnny on the back, out for a summer night ride perhaps. Anyways thanks again for the wonderful content all the best to you! :-)

This is... SUCH a nice sentiment, I DO feel joy making them thank you for hopin 💗💗💗😭😭😭 And yes, I think he a thousand times would... Soap IS a backpack babe

Ghost knows how to echolocate and it scares Soap. There’s nothing more terrifying than trying to hide from the man in a dark room and just hearing him start to click. He’s too good at it. Why is he so good at it?!

👁that'smywife👁

Gonna be honest I don’t know how to use this app, so be warned, it may be cringe⚠️⚠️

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So if 141 were part of different motorsports, which would they be? Moto GP? Indy racing? F1? NASCAR? {there is an amazing story by Nuria123 called Racing Hearts Season , all out Formula 1. Highly recommend.}

Personally I need a story of 141 as a street racing team. Ghost would be the driver- I’m sorry he just is. Love my little guy. Will figure out his backstory later👍. Roach gotta be the name of his first car that he totalled tho. He’s be racing, but his car got rigged and his car does summersaults before crashing, Price going in and saving him. His old mechanic- Sparks- gets’s fired and he begins to fix his own cars, making his hands and deadly steady, but he struggles to figure out what he’s doing most of the time. Price knows he needs more help but is constantly getting waved off by his absent protests. Roach wasn’t coming back, so instead he made a new car called Ghost. Having connections with the son of a bitch Gaz with his mansions and museums filled with cars allowed him to buy his Porsche. It was a banged up Yeah, but he was determined to make Ghost perfect. His creation, all his no one was going to fuck it up. And then Price brought one stupid looking guy into the garage. He had a stupid Mohawk, a dumb leather jacket and an even dumber looking smirk. He hated the joy radiating off of him. And he heard his voice, fuckin’ hell- he’s Scottish too. Price introduced the two. Simon pulled the sleeve higher on his face, wanting this guy, John, to leave as soon as possible. Smiley, too giddy looking at his car, too intrigued in Simon. And greasy. Greasy. “Price, for fuck’s sakes- I told you I don’t need a fucking Mechanic.” Soap looks undeterred by his obvious irritation of his being there, continuing to mull over the severity of the damage. “This car has more potential and you know it son.” Price said sternly. “If my hands worked better I could help but if your gonna push me away every time I’m trying to help you not fuck up then it’s clear someone else more capable does.”

Simon hates that he knows he’s right. He’s not made to fix the shit box. Yeah he fixed the door and the paint, but with only one NOS connected, he felt incomplete, obviously needing more. She looked at John. Gave him a once over. “Pretty lass she is.” John smiled smoothly. Simon didn’t know what to say. What could he say. Be wanted nothing to do with this prick. Soap tried to ignore the clear distaste being thrown towards him. “So… what’s his name?”

Bold of him to assume the car was a guy. Which it was.

A sign to Ghost that this Scott was a bit more than he let on.

I went on a bit of a tangent there but basically:

Ghost = Driver

Gaz = Money machine

Soap = Mechanic

Price = Think Of Doc from Cars. Yeah.

Everyone else I got to figure out, including Soap’s nickname. Also König. Need my baby boy there- and Krueger and Nikto.

-Flesh

Ghost & König w/ an S/O who Wears Glasses

Warnings: Brief mention of sex, No pronouns used for Reader except for 'You', implications of violence (not towards Reader), wholesome content on the whole, etc.

Ghost

If you can't see jack shit without your glasses, this man is relentless.

Hides your glasses where you can't reach them if he's bored and looking for amusement.

Won't do this if there are any dangerous obstacles around, though; he's not a monster.

He is, however, cruel (on occassion).

"Babe, have you seen my glasses?"

Ghost, wearing them , knowing full well you can't see them: "Nope, sorry. Want me to help you look?"

Knows what actually annoys you, and will make a concerted effort to not do that.

Won't just randomly tear your glasses of your face and be like: "WoAh, ThEsE aRe StRoNg! HoW cAn YoU wEaR tHeSe EvErYdAy? HoW cAn YoU sEe ThRoUgH tHeM??"

Gets mad angry if someone else does that to you.

Especially if it's someone you don't know, either well or at all.

He will straight-up snatch those glasses back off them and give them a Glasgow Kiss (or a punch; he'll try and avoid a migraine, if possible).

They're the ones who will be needing glasses by the time Simon's done with them.

Ghost thinks your glasses make you look really attractive :-),

Thinks they make you look intellectual and refined - like "A hot teacher."

"...What do you mean by that, Si?"

He may ask you to keep them on during sex :>.

He thinks they make you look that hot.

He obviously thinks you look just as attractive without them, though <3.

König

In a similar vein to how Ghost thinks you look like "A hot teacher," König thinks you look "Cool" when you put your glasses on: "Like Clark Kent and Superman!"

Gets excited when you put them on, so he'll basically always have them to-hand in case you ever ask for them.

Need them to see when you wake up in the morning? BAM, König's got the case in his hand right now.

He also keeps track of all your other belongings, too, for the days when you lose your glasses and need a really specific thing and can't find it because everything's blurry.

"Köni, please would you pass me-"

"Here's your notebook, laptop, pastel highlighters and a snack. Was there anything else, my love :>?"

Is constantly aware that your visual impairment may affect your ability to gauge distance.

If you get new glasses or are getting used to contacts, he'll keep you close to him until you're able to get used to the new adjustments.

If you're outside in a crowded city or somewhere similar, he'll have an arm around your shoulder all the time, using his immense height and build to act not only as a force field, but a deterrent against others who might come too close to you.

He sometimes gets a fright when you take your glasses off because he thinks you're a different person for a few moments.

Same as when he's drunk and trying to push you away because "I'm already taken~" not realising it's actually you just trying to get him home before the sun rises.

"Come on, champ, let's get you home--"

"No! I'm going home with (Y/N)!"

"I am (Y/N)!"

If he's anything, it's loyal, and, though a bit of a hindrance to you both getting home, you find it massively endearing :-).

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Ep28 #soapghost falconry au YES THATS TWO UPDATES IN ONE DAY I WAS EXCITED TO DRAW THIS SCENE OKAY

Ep 27 #soapghost falconry au and I'll stop with the Canon lines now I promise 😅

Ep 22 #soapghost falconry au. Later on könig will thank ghost for covering for him.... probably won't make eye contact though....

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DADDY’S LITTLE FAILURE

“Welcome home, Simon” “Seems we have a new addition to the family” ”Saved ye a seat, Lt.”