Ill Spend My Twenties Investigating The Healing Properties Of Salt I Dont Know About You Guys

i love scheduling reblogs because then i get to check my own blog and have a giggle at a post AGAIN because i forgot i reblogged it thr first time

i'm blogging with my penis tonight

scared to say that i love kermit the frog on the website which is home to The Muppet Joker… and what if i said kermit is a lesbian

COME ON THE FRIGHTENING GHOUL CMON

Round 0

@the-frightening-ghoul

“i love this gimmick blog so much. truly the frightening ghouls of all time”

@cool-rocks-official

“rok”

Have you checked your walls for the flesh hat man? Have you considered that you were the flesh hat man all along?

NONONONONONONONONONONONO NO no NOmnononOnon9NNo

Do you look in the mirror while naked and think "I'm hot"? Do you work out? Define "work out" as however you want.

Yes, I work out or used to work out

Yes, I don't work out

No, I work out or used to work out

No, I don't work out

I don't look in the mirror while naked

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day

MY WISDOM

DELETE DATING APP TODAY

GRANOLA BAR MULTIPACK

EMBRACE TRANSGENDER

STEAL FROM THE MALL

3500K LIGHT BULB LAMP

PLAY OUTSIDE WITH FRIENDS

TAKE ITEMS FROM GROUND

SIT DOWN WHEN POSSIBLE

MAKE ART EVEN IF ITS BAD

STUFFED ANIMAL

i was watching this episode w my younger sibling and we both laughed so hard we almost cried the entire fucking time ify's feet were magnified

thats fucking peak comedy to me

amazing