Since I Only Ever Send Rick Rolls To Ppl I Figured Id Just Post One For All My Followers For April Fools

I’m gonna sparkle on this wednesday if it fucking kills me

Writing tags under posts has the same energy as drawing a dick on your school desk and hoping the next fifth-grader finds it funny

@lifedoesntdiscriminate ?

One must never underestimate an opponent who does not fear death. An enemy who values your death more than their own life is unpredictable - you cannot assume that there is anything they wouldn't dare to do. Risk a blow to distract you, run right into your sword in order to get their own into you, tackle you off a cliff to throw you both into your deaths. An enemy that does not seek to survive is ruthless, they will think in ways so alien to you, that you cannot anticipate what they might do. The best defense you can have is to never make enemies like this.

The same fear and respect should also apply to clowns. They do not fear shame or mockery, they have no honour to lose by becoming laughingstock. A clown will not hesitate to look ridiculous, if tackling you makes you both look stupid. A clown does not fear losing their dignity for as long as they can take yours down with them.

Do not make enemies with clowns.

@spextronaut

eat him out wednesday or whatever. i've stopped keeping track

Is everyone having a good April Fool's Day 😶‍🌫️

i might create a blog for my oc eva. i just feel like he'd be on tumblr

Hazbin Hotel is Family Guy for Tumblr users who used to ship Dipper Pines with a humanized white twink version of Bill Cipher

Reblog if you would invite your moots to a sleepover

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw