One Must Never Underestimate An Opponent Who Does Not Fear Death. An Enemy Who Values Your Death More

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

i'm blogging with my penis tonight

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

someone needs to properly teach me how to play terraria

because i tried once with a friend and i felt So Lost

shoutout to the tumblr users who play terraria. we're a quiet bunch of folks, but we're here, reading and writing posts everyday. we are everyday people. and we blog

I’m going through a very tough time right now— could I get some encouragement from you, my liege?

You must be your own favorite person. Treat yourself with the kindness you would extend to your dearest friends. Go outside and walk, or run if you need to. I want to hear your warrior's cry. Toss your mane and gallop through the fields. Give yourself a handful of oats to feast upon. If anyone stares at you, put your middle finger up at them, and then give them Horse Kick until they Beg For Mercy!

@lifedoesntdiscriminate ?

grinch and onceler french-kissing passionately

chance (tabby) & kassie (tortie) my parents cats !!!

I've had a long day so if those who have pets would be so kind as to reblog this with pics of them I'd be forever grateful. If not could you at least tell them I love them 🥹

you all don't understand how vindicating the results thus far are for me

Do you pick your nose

Yes

No