Someone Needs To Properly Teach Me How To Play Terraria

I think I saw a post like this forever ago but I don't wanna go thru the effort of finding it so. Reblog and put in the tags a major spoiler for a story you like, but (and this is crucial) keep it incredibly vague and don't say or hint towards what the spoiler is for. I'm gonna go first

"they're siblings"

"he's old"

"he's smart"

"old man in the house"

TIME TO RANDOMIZE YOUR GENITALS

Based on this post. Reblog and tag what you got on the wheel! In the event this breaches containment; I'm a monsterfucker so be warned that a good chunk of these reflect that.

one of these days I'm gonna figure out why I'm like this

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

all of my friends you need to tell me what you voted on this so i can make fun of 50% of you for being FREAKS

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

I’m gonna sparkle on this wednesday if it fucking kills me

I don't talk about it much but I love rom hacks and game emulators. if you're looking for a free hobby that is really fun I highly recommend checking it out. convincing your computer that it's a nintendo wii is also very funny

just said the Worlds Faggiest "Thank Youuuuu" to the cute subway guy making my sandwich