TIME TO RANDOMIZE YOUR GENITALS

i love scheduling posts but now I'm obsessed. I need one for every single day ever

my balls are unionizing and y'all I'm about to bust

I need to be put in a chamber

Is everyone having a good April Fool's Day 😶‍🌫️

yknow people talk about being helplessly in love but I think everyone should consider: being hopefully in love. your love for somebody makes you hopeful for the future and that hope makes you a better person

the love doesn’t make you helpless but instead helps you

that’s the kinda love you should strive for, imo, cause I think that’s the kind that’ll last

I love cracking my bones. I'm like a fidget toy but more emotionally complex

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

just got diagnosed with loving ayda aguefort disease and it's terminal. yeah the doctor said theres no cure. looks like ill be loving ayda aguefort forever until i die ://

i might create a blog for my oc eva. i just feel like he'd be on tumblr

i love scheduling reblogs because then i get to check my own blog and have a giggle at a post AGAIN because i forgot i reblogged it thr first time