My Balls Are Unionizing And Y'all I'm About To Bust

Probably not great that my legacy on this site is going to be popularizing slurs, doing a really good cum, and almost blowing up the moon.

BOY 🫵

thanks hon

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME

Being non-binary is like instead of having an angel and a demon on ur shoulder u have a faggot and a dyke

would you?

at the mariners bar: sorry mates i cant go out today.. My boat's transmasc now. He's more comfortable with he/him. He just went through top surgery to get his sails removed and he's recovering. Bluebeard-and-Pronouns the woke pirate: arrg so he's gotten a mastectomy. well i'm glad that he's discovered himself.

hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw