Probably Not Great That My Legacy On This Site Is Going To Be Popularizing Slurs, Doing A Really Good

TIME TO RANDOMIZE YOUR GENITALS

Based on this post. Reblog and tag what you got on the wheel! In the event this breaches containment; I'm a monsterfucker so be warned that a good chunk of these reflect that.

Is everyone having a good April Fool's Day 😶‍🌫️

just said the Worlds Faggiest "Thank Youuuuu" to the cute subway guy making my sandwich

dandys world isnt true to real life because in real life a clown and a mime can NEVER be friends

I hope Nael knows their poem made me cry

Nothing reassures me that my boyfriend loves me more than when he wants me there while he's in full Lizard Mode - sleepy, already asleep, headache, sick, anything that's got your brain running on skeleton crew, wholly focused on survival and comfort. Nothing matters except being in a dark, quiet place, horizontal, and comfy. Communicating in eepy grumbles. Expressing distaste that I am not cuddled up to him. Letting me know when he wants to be the little spoon. He doesn't have the processing power for contemplating people pleasing, he just wants me there because having me there is genuinely preferable to not having me there.

Poor man functioning on one brain cell and he'll use it to grab my ass just to make sure that it's still there.

Do you look in the mirror while naked and think "I'm hot"? Do you work out? Define "work out" as however you want.

Yes, I work out or used to work out

Yes, I don't work out

No, I work out or used to work out

No, I don't work out

I don't look in the mirror while naked

capitalism? more like crapitalism!!!!!

evander "eva" atwood (any/all) ! my pokemon oc <3 fairy gym leader

MY WISDOM

DELETE DATING APP TODAY

GRANOLA BAR MULTIPACK

EMBRACE TRANSGENDER

STEAL FROM THE MALL

3500K LIGHT BULB LAMP

PLAY OUTSIDE WITH FRIENDS

TAKE ITEMS FROM GROUND

SIT DOWN WHEN POSSIBLE

MAKE ART EVEN IF ITS BAD

STUFFED ANIMAL