Just Said The Worlds Faggiest "Thank Youuuuu" To The Cute Subway Guy Making My Sandwich

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Now consider: a man in a dress. Not in drag or all dressed up or anything. No accessories, no makeup or styling, just wearing the dress, some ratty boxers and muddy sneakers. No socks or stockings, hairy legs in the open air, just raw dogging those nasty shoes. Hair mildly damp. Visibly sleep-deprived. Bruises on shoulders, elbows and knees, left palm bleeding. Sitting on a curb on the street, shivering, looking wretched, and absolutely miserable.

I forgot where I was going with this.

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

hot take, you only live once. Draw a rainbow nightwing, make your icewing fluffy. i don’t give a fuck

Writing tags under posts has the same energy as drawing a dick on your school desk and hoping the next fifth-grader finds it funny

we need to go back to eating spaghetti the traditional way. no more of this fork and spoon nonsense

put that old man in a situation

Diversity win! Vic Michaelis has stolen Sam’s wife

Kabosu did not deserve to have her image turned into cryptocurrency. She did not deserve to have the meme she was known for across the world to become a code word for a fascist coup.

Her name is Kabosu. Not Doge.