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i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

there aren't enough people talking about the horse girl to band kid pipeline

ur gay

WHO TOLD YOU

Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day

Two wizards are fighting. One of them says "Power Word: Take a Crap!" and the other one says "Power Word! Don't do that!" and 50% of the audience shits their pants

have a picture of my girl william flexing

I've had a long day so if those who have pets would be so kind as to reblog this with pics of them I'd be forever grateful. If not could you at least tell them I love them 🥹

my balls are unionizing and y'all I'm about to bust

are you made of tape

yeah

Now consider: a man in a dress. Not in drag or all dressed up or anything. No accessories, no makeup or styling, just wearing the dress, some ratty boxers and muddy sneakers. No socks or stockings, hairy legs in the open air, just raw dogging those nasty shoes. Hair mildly damp. Visibly sleep-deprived. Bruises on shoulders, elbows and knees, left palm bleeding. Sitting on a curb on the street, shivering, looking wretched, and absolutely miserable.

I forgot where I was going with this.