Happy Friday To All Who Celebrate 🥳🥳🥳

woah mama means family

having a crush is kinda fun when you dont wanna do murder-suicide about it

my balls are unionizing and y'all I'm about to bust

scared to say that i love kermit the frog on the website which is home to The Muppet Joker… and what if i said kermit is a lesbian

Writing tags under posts has the same energy as drawing a dick on your school desk and hoping the next fifth-grader finds it funny

Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day

my mutuals can do that too but you dont see any snapple facts about them

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

I spent all of Easter with my Cock buried to the hilt in my Kermit Plushie's tender hole... now I awaken to news of the Pope's death. Coincidence...?