I Keep Almost Reblogging Stuff To My Secret Elvis Sideblog

Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day

hello it is The Harem. You are Gay. Goodnight

goodnight baby <333 i love you <33333

being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app

Happy Friday to all who celebrate 🥳🥳🥳

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

its always so funny when i see people being bigoted to random people on tumblr. youre ON the gay people site. yeah, the one for gay people. idk what you expect

scch :)

(uwu a great find)

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….gl-n-h-hd.

thats literally it..

all of my friends you need to tell me what you voted on this so i can make fun of 50% of you for being FREAKS

at the mariners bar: sorry mates i cant go out today.. My boat's transmasc now. He's more comfortable with he/him. He just went through top surgery to get his sails removed and he's recovering. Bluebeard-and-Pronouns the woke pirate: arrg so he's gotten a mastectomy. well i'm glad that he's discovered himself.